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Guest
Dear Consumas:
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows
XP New Joisey Edition mighta been shipped outsida Joisey.
If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da
commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique
openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha
a Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead a da usual
stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also
shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note:
-Recycle bin- is labeled "Newark"
-My Computer- is called "Dis Friggin' ting"
-The Inbox- is referred to as "Da Trunk"
-Deleted items- are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or
"Rubbed Out"
-Control Panel- is known as "The Bosses"
Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin'
da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program
instead a shuttin' it down
-Hard Drive- is referred to as "Da Turnpike to Da Shore"
Instead of an -error message-, "You Ain't Gonna
Friggin' Believe Dis" pops up.
Also note changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
OK . . . . . . Sure ting
Cancel . . . . Fugetabouti'
Reset . . . . Start ova
Yes . . . . . .Yeah
No . . . . . . Nah
Find . . . . . Put a Contract On it
Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
Back . . . . . U-Toin
Help . . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
Stop . . . . . Knock it Off
Start . . . . .Move it
Settings . . . Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you
mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not).
You may return it to Microsoft for are placement version.
You gotta problem wit dat?
It has come ta our attention dat a cupola copies of the Windows
XP New Joisey Edition mighta been shipped outsida Joisey.
If ya got one a dese, youse may need some help unnerstanin da
commands. Da Joisey edition may be recognized by da unique
openin' screen. It reads: "Windas XP", wit a background pitcha
a Hoboken. When youse start da program, instead a da usual
stringy like music, you hear a little Springsteen. It's also
shipped wit a Sopranos screen sava.
Please also note:
-Recycle bin- is labeled "Newark"
-My Computer- is called "Dis Friggin' ting"
-The Inbox- is referred to as "Da Trunk"
-Deleted items- are referred to as "Wacked", "Erased" or
"Rubbed Out"
-Control Panel- is known as "The Bosses"
Performing an "illegal operation" is known as "Enhancin'
da Family Business" and will actually maximize da program
instead a shuttin' it down
-Hard Drive- is referred to as "Da Turnpike to Da Shore"
Instead of an -error message-, "You Ain't Gonna
Friggin' Believe Dis" pops up.
Also note changes in Terminology in Da Joisey Edition:
OK . . . . . . Sure ting
Cancel . . . . Fugetabouti'
Reset . . . . Start ova
Yes . . . . . .Yeah
No . . . . . . Nah
Find . . . . . Put a Contract On it
Browse . . . . Get a Looksee
Back . . . . . U-Toin
Help . . . . . Get Your Own Friggin' Ansa
Stop . . . . . Knock it Off
Start . . . . .Move it
Settings . . . Here's da Rules
We regret any inconvenience it may have caused if you
mistakenly got a copy of the Joisey Edition (not).
You may return it to Microsoft for are placement version.
You gotta problem wit dat?
