Winning the lottery

GopherM

Darwin was right
Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin' on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
"I'm gonna do dat when I win the lottery," said Bubba.
"Do what?" asked Johnny Ray.
"Send my grass out to be mowed," answered Bubba.
 

vraiblonde

Board Mommy
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Guy comes running home and shouts, "Mabel! Mabel! Pack your bags! I hit the lottery!"

"That's wonderful!" says Mabel, "Should I pack for the beach or for the mountains?"

"Who cares? Just get the eff out!"
 
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