Wish I had pictures!

[Otter]

I bet she can paddle one side of the boat without an oar.

Makes sense, she's been paddling thru life with only one oar in the water.

 

[Vince]

Makes sense, she's been paddling thru life with only one oar in the water.

Is that something like "six bricks short of a load?"

 

[nomoney]

And don't forget the time you glued your finger to your forehead and also the other time you glued them to your locker!

I never glued them to my head or my locker I did however almost get a concussion FROM my locker. You're getting old; your stories are all starting run together.

 

[happyappygirl]

Next time give me a call, U've got my BMW/LEXUS/Infiniti/Mercedes/Jeep/truck wannabe recovery vehicle always ready to lend a helping hand.. oh.. and I forgot FORD... got a SPECIAL recovery strap for Fords..

But it's UGLY

 

[itsbob]

But it's UGLY

My Butt's not ugly...

...and neither is my truck.. thems fightin words where I come from lady.. dissin a mans truck..

BTW, yanno where I can get a Zebra Stripe paint scheme done??

 

[Spoiled]

Well, nice m3.. Too bad you are unable to maintain it, or drive properly in bad conditions... And rice has become a more generic term for any car that is all show and little/no go