This actually showed up on my Earthlink start page today... 
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chawbacon | CHAW-bay-kun | noun
: bumpkin, hick
Example sentence: "Tad's such a chawbacon," said Cal, "you'll never take the backwoods out of him, no matter how hard you try."
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chawbacon | CHAW-bay-kun | noun
: bumpkin, hick
Example sentence: "Tad's such a chawbacon," said Cal, "you'll never take the backwoods out of him, no matter how hard you try."
Its like me... you can take the girl out of Ridge... but can't Ridge out of the girl