World's Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

[Shetiger]

undefinedundefinedWorld's Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting
a lot, and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

 

[mainman]

Shortest Poem in the World

Fleas:

Adam Hadem...

 

[StarCat]

Fleas:

Adam Hadem...

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[fttrsbeerwench]

undefinedundefinedWorld's Shortest and Best Fairy Tale

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting
a lot, and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

And the girl didn't have to hide the fact that she farts and poops and she never wore clothes at home and she never had to worry about "babies daddies" and she partied and lived hapily ever after.

 

[BadGirl]

Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl "Will you marry me?" The girl
said,
"NO!" And the guy lived happily ever after and went fishing and hunting
a lot, and drank beer whenever he wanted.

THE END

And this poor woman was spared the indignity of being married to a hapless, unemployed, lazy-azz drunk who wanted to do nothing but fish and hunt all damn day long. And I bet he left his empty beer bottles sitting on the kitchen counter, too.

That was one smart gal.

 

[Shetiger]

And this poor woman was spared the indignity of being married to a hapless, unemployed, lazy-azz drunk who wanted to do nothing but fish and hunt all damn day long. And I bet he left his empty beer bottles sitting on the kitchen counter, too.

That was one smart gal.

Cute..

 

[ACESRT04]

And this poor woman was spared the indignity of being married to a hapless, unemployed, lazy-azz drunk who wanted to do nothing but fish and hunt all damn day long. And I bet he left his empty beer bottles sitting on the kitchen counter, too.

That was one smart gal.

And you know this from experience?

 

[morganj614]

My rebuttal

Once upon a time a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said "Hell NO!" So the girl cried for a minute then lived happily ever after shopping for shoes, drinking Cosmos and having great sex with younger men and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END

 

[fttrsbeerwench]

Once upon a time a girl asked a guy "Will you marry me?" The guy said "Hell NO!" So the girl cried for a minute then lived happily ever after shopping for shoes, drinking Cosmos and having great sex with younger men and farted whenever she wanted.
THE END

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Onc upon a time, A wild woman refused to be held down. She did as she pleased and had nearly reached a state of utopia, but for th eone thing she was missing in her life.. A suga daddy!!

Well, lo and behold......SOMEONE just invited her to a weekend in NC and new tires for her car.

:imlovinit: