World's Shortest Fairy Tale

High EGT

High EGT

Gort! Klaatu barada nikto
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said,
'NO!' And the guy lived happily ever after and rode motorcycles and went
fishing and hunting and played golf a lot and drank beer and scotch and had
money in the bank and left the toilet seat up and farted whenever he wanted.
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SoMDGirl42

SoMDGirl42

Well-Known Member
High EGT said:
Once upon a time, a guy asked a girl 'Will you marry me?' The girl said, 'YES!' Shortly afterwards she asked for a divorce and lived happily ever after with his motorcycle, money in the bank and shopped whenever she wanted.
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steeler_chick

New Member
rich70 said:
Just like a woman. Take a good story and eff it all up! :smack:
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You're going to be one lonely dude if you insist on picking on women :killingme.. I kinda liked her story:popcorn:

Did she get to the part where all the girls get together and plot his eventual demise in a kiddie pool full of jello:popcorn:???:popcorn:
 
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rich70

STEELERS NATION!!
steeler_chick said:
You're going to be one lonely dude if you insist on picking on women :killingme.. I kinda liked her story:popcorn:

Did she get to the part where all the girls get together and plot his eventual demise in a kiddie pool full of jello:popcorn:???:popcorn:
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Figures you liked her story. What about the first one That story was much better.
 
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TWERP

New Member
rich70 said:
Figures you liked her story. What about the first one That story was much better.
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Her story was more realistic though. Except she left out the part of sucking every little bit of of selfworth and inner spirit out of him before the divorce. :killingme
 
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