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vraiblonde

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OMG :lmao:



JD Vance may have revealed his cards too early in the race

Fans of the fantasy card game “Magic: The Gathering” have discovered Vance’s favorite card, which they believe reveals everything voters need to know about the vice presidential candidate’s values.

In a recent interview with Semafor, the Ohio revealed his adolescent obsession with the game.

'The big problem with transitioning from being a 13-year-old who likes ‘Magic: The Gathering’ to being a 15-year-old who likes ‘Magic: The Gathering’ is that 15-year-old girls do not like ‘Magic: The Gathering’,' he confessed. 'So I dropped it like a bad habit.'

Donald Trump’s 2024 running mate then named his “embarrassing” favorite card to play, called Yawgmoth’s Bargain.

The illustrious card depicts a monstrous, clawed machine’s interaction with a robed skeletal entity whose, bearing a warning in the caption: “He craves only one commodity.”

The card was introduced in 1999 but has since been banned in most competitive “Magic” tournaments due to its reputation as the ultimate trump card — which simply wasn’t as much fun.

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SamSpade

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I played it a lot at work and with friends from work for a few years in the 90's, but gave up over 25 plus years ago. I am not even sure the game is played the same anymore.

I did however show it to my then 8 year old niece who was quite adept at using cards in ways I'd never seen before. She's now late 30's - and MAKES HER LIVING off of the game. Seriously. She owns a store similar to High Tides (now gone) but - actually BIGGER. I never dreamed I'd inspire her to make a career out of it.
 

SamSpade

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I played it a lot at work and with friends from work for a few years in the 90's, but gave up over 25 plus years ago. I am not even sure the game is played the same anymore.
Anyway - I had a handful of decks that at the time, were very useful against typical decks my friends made - but having almost zero imagination, I built them off of what I found online. Or modified from something I saw someone else do.

I don't think they "revealed" anything about my personality - if anything, they revealed I had almost no imagination at all.
 

GURPS

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Anyway - I had a handful of decks that at the time, were very useful against typical decks my friends made - but having almost zero imagination, I built them off of what I found online. Or modified from something I saw someone else do.

Yeah lot so9f new cards, cards banned from Tourny Play
 
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