Tina2001aniT
New Member
I just got this in an email.....enjoy!!
> This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience
> to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever
> had.
>
> The winner described her worst first date experience. There
absolutely
> no question as to why her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the
guy had
> taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
> overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met
> before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
they were
> headed home late that afternoon.
>
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to
> realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the
> middle of nowhere!
>
> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for
awhile.
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
> there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let
> her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
> car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her
> pants down and started.
>
> Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so leaned
> her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her
> companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed
> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
>
> All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather
> embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,
she
> soon became aware of another sensation.
>
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
her buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
> tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted
> to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
> quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme
> cold.
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she
answered her
> date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply
that
> indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance.
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater
> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
> out laughing.
>
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose
> themselves,they assessed her dilemma.
>
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with
> a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
> free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get
> her free.
>
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip
> his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...
or perhaps
> that should be pants down.
>
> And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
>
> Jay Leno's comment - - - -"This gives a whole new meaning to
being
> pissed off."
> This was on the Tonight Show with Jay Leno. Jay went into the
audience
> to find the most embarrassing first date that a woman ever
> had.
>
> The winner described her worst first date experience. There
absolutely
> no question as to why her tale took the prize!
>
> She said it was midwinter... snowing and quite cold...and the
guy had
> taken her skiing to Lake Arrowhead. It was a day trip (no
> overnight). They were strangers, after all, and truly had
never met
> before. The outing was fun but relatively uneventful until
they were
> headed home late that afternoon.
>
> They were driving back down the mountain, when she gradually
began to
> realize that she should not have had that extra latte.
>
> They were about an hour away from anywhere with a rest room
and in the
> middle of nowhere!
>
> Her companion suggested she try to hold it, which she did for
awhile.
> Unfortunately, because of the heavy snow and slow going,
> there came a point where she told him that he had better stop
and let
> her pee beside the road, or it would be the front seat of his
> car.
>
> They stopped and she quickly crawled out beside the car,
yanked her
> pants down and started.
>
> Unfortunately, in the deep snow she didn't have good footing,
so leaned
> her butt to rest against the rear fender to steady herself.
Her
> companion stood on the side of the car watching for traffic
and indeed
> was a real gentleman and refrained from peeking.
>
> All she could think about was the relief she felt despite the
rather
> embarrassing nature of the situation. Upon finishing however,
she
> soon became aware of another sensation.
>
> As she bent to pull up her pants, the young lady discovered
her buttocks
> were firmly glued against the car's fender. Thoughts of
> tongues frozen to pump handles immediately came to mind as
she attempted
> to disengage her flesh from the icy metal. It was
> quickly apparent that she had a brand new problem due to the
extreme
> cold.
>
> Horrified by her plight and yet aware of the humor she
answered her
> date's concerns about what is taking so long with a reply
that
> indeed, she was freezing her butt off and in need of some
assistance.
>
> He came around the car as she tried to cover herself with her
sweater
> and then, as she looked imploringly into his eyes, he burst
> out laughing.
>
> She too, got the giggles and when they finally managed to
compose
> themselves,they assessed her dilemma.
>
> Obviously, as hysterical as the situation was, they also were
faced with
> a real problem. Both agreed it would take something hot to
> free her chilly cheeks from the grip of the icy metal!
>
> Thinking about what had gotten her into the predicament in
the first
> place, both quickly realized that there was only one way to
get
> her free.
>
> So, as she looked the other way, her first-time date
proceeded to unzip
> his pants and pee her butt off the fender.
>
> As for the Tonight Show... she took the prize hands down...
or perhaps
> that should be pants down.
>
> And you thought your first date was embarrassing.
>
> Jay Leno's comment - - - -"This gives a whole new meaning to
being
> pissed off."
:
He still walked me to my car and told me he kinda wanted to kiss me but I had puke breath so it'd have to wait.