WOW! What a Wrong Number!

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
I checked my home voice mail this afternoon and there was a message from what sounds like a toothless old hag yelling at "X" to get her fat ass up and out of bed and get to effing work. She then proceeds to tell her to stay away from her and not ever call her because of what she did by getting involved with the Bull Dyke at the bar and she now has 10 black crack dealers at her house threatening to kill her.

I had to listen to it twice :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao:

Some peoples kids! :loser:
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
:lmao: Was it your voice on the machine, or an automated voice? I love it when people leave messages on my cell phone for :insertethnicnamehere: after they hear my white-bread voice. :lol:
 
RoseRed said:
I checked my home voice mail this afternoon and there was a message from what sounds like a toothless old hag yelling at "X" to get her fat ass up and out of bed and get to effing work. She then proceeds to tell her to stay away from her and not ever call her because of what she did by getting involved with the Bull Dyke at the bar and she now has 10 black crack dealers at her house threatening to kill her.

I had to listen to it twice :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao:

Some peoples kids! :loser:

There has to be a way to record and post here! :lol:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
It isn't my voice and she didn't leave a name or number. Otherwise I would have to go to a pay phoine and call her back pretending to be "X" and b!tch her out for leaving me that message and :elaine:

:lmao:
 

Otter

Nothing to see here
RoseRed said:
I checked my home voice mail this afternoon and there was a message from what sounds like a toothless old hag yelling at "X" to get her fat ass up and out of bed and get to effing work. She then proceeds to tell her to stay away from her and not ever call her because of what she did by getting involved with the Bull Dyke at the bar and she now has 10 black crack dealers at her house threatening to kill her.

I had to listen to it twice :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao: :killingme :roflmao:

Some peoples kids! :loser:


Was it FlowerChild?
 

ylexot

Super Genius
CableChick said:
There has to be a way to record and post here! :lol:
:yeahthat: Need help? I'm sure we can figure out a way even if it's just hooking a mic up to your computer.
 

Ponytail

New Member
Aww man...that is worth some bucks! You GOTTA call the morning radio station...that will be a classic!! :lmao:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
ylexot said:
:yeahthat: Need help? I'm sure we can figure out a way even if it's just hooking a mic up to your computer.

YES!!! Several peeps heard it tonight and PT is right, I should send it to Elliot! :killingme
 

cattitude

My Sweetest Boy
RoseRed said:
:bonk:
Is not! :meamie: :mad:


:razz:

Let me brag for just a minute...got home, took the sleeping angel out of the car. She woke up, put two type of drops in her ear. Put on pjs, rocked in rocking chair for about 3 minutes..she said "pillow, nightynight." Laid her down in the crib and haven't heard a peep.
 

virgovictoria

Tight Pants and Lipstick
PREMO Member
cattitude said:
:razz:

Let me brag for just a minute...got home, took the sleeping angel out of the car. She woke up, put two type of drops in her ear. Put on pjs, rocked in rocking chair for about 3 minutes..she said "pillow, nightynight." Laid her down in the crib and haven't heard a peep.

:flowers: :huggy:
 

jazz lady

~*~ Rara Avis ~*~
PREMO Member
cattitude said:
Let me brag for just a minute...got home, took the sleeping angel out of the car. She woke up, put two type of drops in her ear. Put on pjs, rocked in rocking chair for about 3 minutes..she said "pillow, nightynight." Laid her down in the crib and haven't heard a peep.
:heartmeltsintoagooeypuddle: She is so adorable. :huggy:
 

Sharon

* * * * * * * * *
Staff member
PREMO Member
cattitude said:
:razz:

Let me brag for just a minute...got home, took the sleeping angel out of the car. She woke up, put two type of drops in her ear. Put on pjs, rocked in rocking chair for about 3 minutes..she said "pillow, nightynight." Laid her down in the crib and haven't heard a peep.


Aww....that's precious. :huggy:
 
I have a feeling your phone message is related to the home made sign I passed on Poorhouse Road on the way to our family get together. It read ...


If you see Barbara "can't remember her last name" tell her to get her stuff!!!!


It was in big black bold spray painted letters!!

:lol:
 
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