WWIII
- Thread starter Kyle
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See, I will gladly watch a 3 minute video to see if it's entertaining or funny. But almost 100% chance I'm gonna pass on a 30+ minute podcast that gets posted in the forums. I've become part of the microwave generation. I want my pot pie to go from ice cold to molten lava in 2 minutes. I even get impatient waiting the last 45 seconds of the 2 minutes.
Conceptually 1 member of each household in the service would be that equity thing I keep hearing from the left. Fair is fair. Spread that misery around far and wide. Too fat or lazy for military service? Well then let the SEALs use you as a human shield. Your big bones will probably deflect a lot of rounds, keeping the service members safe. Afterwards they will name an elementary school in a poor neighborhood after you. TFYS tubby.
Conceptually 1 member of each household in the service would be that equity thing I keep hearing from the left. Fair is fair. Spread that misery around far and wide. Too fat or lazy for military service? Well then let the SEALs use you as a human shield. Your big bones will probably deflect a lot of rounds, keeping the service members safe. Afterwards they will name an elementary school in a poor neighborhood after you. TFYS tubby.
If I'm gonna be a human shield, do I at least get a rifle and ammo?
How chunky are you?
Somewhere between a fire team and a squad.
Tech
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MEAL Team 6
Stick close, I’ll keep beer and milky ways in my pack.
Damn. You found me on Reddit.
8 Best Reasons To Start WWIII Today
Right now, President Biden is busy making a "pros and cons" list for starting World War III. You may think WWIII would be a bad thing, but it might not be ALL bad! Try to look at the bright side, you pessimist!
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That got a snicker/snort.
UglyBear
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The tank is facing the wrong way. Or so I heard about those naughty videos
