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Otter

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Nashville, Tennessee-AP -- Nashville, Tennessee, police have arrested country singer Wynonna (wy-NOH'-nuh) Judd on a charge of driving under the influence.

An officer clocked her Land Rover going 47 miles an hour in a 30-mile-an-hour zone early this morning.

The arrest report says the singer consented to a breath test after police smelled alcohol and noticed her watery eyes and dilated pupils. Police say she registered more than twice the legal limit of point oh-eight.

Police also say Judd told them she didn't remember how many drinks she had. She's been released on bond.

Judd's first album in three years, "What the World Needs Now is Love," debuted at number-one in August on the Billboard country music chart.

.....and then this is called perfect casting.

*****coulda sworn I was in the news forum when I posted this*****
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Originally posted by otter
.....and then this is called perfect casting.

No "Jose Cuervo" by Shelly West? She gets completely hammered and sleeps with some cowboy she met in a bar. I wonder if Miss Shelly had a little surprise waiting for her in nine months.

Well it's Sunday Mornin'
And the sun in shinin'
In my eye that is open
And my head is spinnin'
Was the life of the party
I can't stop grinnin'
I had too much Tequila last night

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
Now wait a minute
Things don't look to familiar
Who is this cowboy
Who's sleepin' beside me?
He's awful cute, but how'd I
Get his shirt on?
I had too much Tequila last night

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?

All those little shooters
How I love to drink 'em down
Come on bartender
Let's have another round [Modulates]
Well the music is playing
And my spirits are high
Tomorrow might be painful
But tonight we're gonna fly

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Every time we get together
I sure have a good time
You're my friend
You're the best
Mi amigo
(Tequila)

Jose Cuervo you are a friend of mine
I like to drink you with a little salt and lime
Did I kiss all the cowboys?
Did I shoot out the lights?
Did I dance on the bar?
Did I start a fight?
 

Tonio

Asperger's Poster Child
Originally posted by Pete
:killingme I just think I figured out who should get the Emmy for "Best miracle worked by a make-up and hairstylist for a Country music performer/female"

:lmao: I think it was Entertainment Weekly that once said that Ashley's sis has "eye shadow like rocket exhaust."
 

Otter

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