yeah, except she never did that before...

GregV814

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Overall crime in Maryland is going down, but homicides and rapes are rising

Overall crime in Maryland steadily declined between 2010 and 2020, according to data from Maryland's Open Data portal and yearly Uniform Crime Reports (UCR), a compilation of crime statistics from Maryland police departments.
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Crime is down, except the murders and rapes....

Farmer Dave had a farm EiEio.... well, he decided to sell a few of his cows. Two or three were sold immediately but his oldest cow was a hard sell. Finally a guy came by asking to see the remaining one. The two farmers talked a spell and finally went to the barn. "Yeah, old Bessy here is a good old gal, had her, maybe 6-7 years. You'll like her"... Dave was closing a deal, but much to both, surprise, !! Poor old Bessie lye dead in the stall... "Goodness, sakes alive" said Dave, "she never done that before"...

So, yeah, crime is down if you dont count the rapes and murders.
 
Gilligan

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And then there is this astonishingly moronic take on it...

This animosity led to people in Baltimore using firearms for self defense, therefore causing gun violence to surge in the city, according to Gary LaFree, criminologist and distinguished professor at the University of Maryland's Criminology and Criminal Justice Department.
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the poor dad
Yeah because up until now the weapon of choice for self defense in Baltimore was looting and fire, which we know isn't a crime so doesn't get counted in the crime statistics.
 
gemma_rae

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Gilligan said:
And then there is this astonishingly moronic take on it...
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This animosity led to people in Baltimore using firearms for self defense, therefore causing gun violence to surge in the city, according to Gary LaFree, criminologist and distinguished professor at the University of Maryland's Criminology and Criminal Justice Department.
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Gary LaFree should have his balls tied with an electric cord to a Falcon 9 rocket, then place a gun in front of him and ask if he would resort to gun violence to save them.
 
Gilligan

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gemma_rae said:
Gary LaFree should have his balls tied with an electric cord to a Falcon 9 rocket, then place a gun in front of him and ask if he would resort to gun violence to save them.
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Sounds a bit harsh to me... :whistle:

That clown would have us believe that all the ferals and gangstas suddenly armed themselves"because George Floyd". :killingme
 
gemma_rae

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GregV814 said:
uhhhhh, Ms. Gemma, m'am.... do you like large muscular women with tattoos and blue hair that ride a Harley? Do you have collections of leather, ummm, apparel.... handcuffs maybe??... Have you ever sought the discussion groups that advocate any.... ummmm... treatment of non-birthers???

Either way, look me up on Tick Tock "old men " who like mean gals...usually between 2-4 AM, while (she's) sleeping
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Greggie, this sounds like a leading question. You wouldn't happen to be a large muscular self-identifying woman with blue hair and tattoos that rides a Harley would you? I mean, that seems a little too specific to be a general question in passing.

I do have a leather collection, but it's limited to my thigh high Go-Go boots that I wore when I was a lineman in the early 80's in D.C.

I'm sawry dear, but I don't know my Tic's from my Toc's, besides, I'll be sleeping. Remember, you're only as old as it feels!:lol:
 
Gilligan

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gemma_rae said:
You wouldn't happen to be a large muscular self-identifying woman with blue hair and tattoos that rides a Harley would you? :lol:
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Wow. Amazing how quickly you nailed who Greg is..to a tee..

He hides it well when he wants to.
 
gemma_rae

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If you think it's easy climbing in these damned things, you're wrong!
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gemma_rae

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GregV814 said:
Im a gonna bare my sole right hereand now....7th grade dance, first boy girl dance I felt comfortable at. The low dollar band belting out Soul Man, missing half the chord progressions, not to mention they were pock marked face white boys had flashing strobe lights making a scene,,, "Mary Zakowski", (Konacowski) whatever, a polish girl with a nice sweater filling was hanging out with me and my friends... I actually had my had on her waist and we started 1st base... Mr. Fern, a recently discharged Marine, gym teacher hollered at us and made us stand 3 feet apart... Hey, It was 1966 and he was shell shocked from some conflict in a far southeast country I had never heard of...

well, I dont know if it was the warm Sprite or the Future Homemakers club cookies I was eating, but I gussied up enough courage to try a "lip lock" like Dick Van Dyke and Mary Tyler Moore.... suddenly, and without cause, "Donny", a 16 year old 8th grader grabbed her and the drove off on his Triumph motorcycle... There I was, ready for a smooch, left holding only a Dixie cup of Sprite..

See whereI'm going?
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That's a lovely story, and you tell it so well!
Tom Hanks Dipshit GIF
 
jrt_ms1995

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GregV814 said:
aside from your retort.... there is a message as old as 1957.... thats, "Never put yer pennies in your loafers" and, "some girls dont like "English Leather" cologne on a kid who doesnt even shave yet.."
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Should have worn British Sterling.
 
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