PassingThru said:
Are you all for real?
Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I am most certainly
not for real.
My real name is not Toxick. I am a 450 pound agorophobic recluse living in Park Hall, and the only living beings I see on a regular basis are my fern, and this mouse that I would eat if only I could catch it.
I make money by making bronze sculptures of bodily functions and selling them on e-bay.
I haven't worn pants since spring of 1982, and I have an unsightly rash which starts under my man-boobs and goes around to my back and beyond my reach - and frankly out my interest. (Out of sight - out of mind.) I collect anime comic books, I'm a fifth degree Gundham in my very own MMORPG with virtually unlimited Hit-Points and MP's... not to mention that I'm -><- this close to obtaining a rank of OT-3 in Scientology. I speak with a lateral lisp (think of Sid in Ice-Age) and spit flies
everywhere when I talk. I have unmanagable halitosis, and my body is literally COVERED in ingrown hairs resulting in so many red dots, it looks like a pox.
If any of you ladies are turned on by this - too bad. My virtual EFNet wife - whom I've never met IRL, but have cyber-relations with all the time - would never go for an addition to my virtual harem.
But she probably
would consider a cyber-manage-a-trois.
So no, I WASN'T real - but I am now.
Holy crap I feel better now that's off my chest.