Yes or No?

[johnjrval424]

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I am most certainly not for real.

My real name is not Toxick. I am a 450 pound agorophobic recluse living in Park Hall, and the only living beings I see on a regular basis are my fern, and this mouse that I would eat if only I could catch it.

I make money by making bronze sculptures of bodily functions and selling them on e-bay.

I haven't worn pants since spring of 1982, and I have an unsightly rash which starts under my man-boobs and goes around to my back and beyond my reach - and frankly out my interest. (Out of sight - out of mind.) I collect anime comic books, I'm a fifth degree Gundham in my very own MMORPG with virtually unlimited Hit-Points and MP's... not to mention that I'm -><- this close to obtaining a rank of OT-3 in Scientology. I speak with a lateral lisp (think of Sid in Ice-Age) and spit flies everywhere when I talk. I have unmanagable halitosis, and my body is literally COVERED in ingrown hairs resulting in so many red dots, it looks like a pox.

If any of you ladies are turned on by this - too bad. My virtual EFNet wife - whom I've never met IRL, but have cyber-relations with all the time - would never go for an addition to my virtual harem.

But she probably would consider a cyber-manage-a-trois.

So no, I WASN'T real - but I am now.

Holy crap I feel better now that's off my chest.

ewwwwwwwwwww. You poor thing. When is your appearance scheduled on Dr. Phil? Aren't you part of his failed "diet" experiment? I want to see an update...

 

[nomoney]

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I am most certainly not for real.



My real name is not Toxick. I am a 450 pound agorophobic recluse living in Park Hall, and the only living beings I see on a regular basis are my fern, and this mouse that I would eat if only I could catch it.

I make money by making bronze sculptures of bodily functions and selling them on e-bay.

I haven't worn pants since spring of 1982, and I have an unsightly rash which starts under my man-boobs and goes around to my back and beyond my reach - and frankly out my interest. (Out of sight - out of mind.) I collect anime comic books, I'm a fifth degree Gundham in my very own MMORPG with virtually unlimited Hit-Points and MP's... not to mention that I'm -><- this close to obtaining a rank of OT-3 in Scientology. I speak with a lateral lisp (think of Sid in Ice-Age) and spit flies everywhere when I talk. I have unmanagable halitosis, and my body is literally COVERED in ingrown hairs resulting in so many red dots, it looks like a pox.




If any of you ladies are turned on by this - too bad. My virtual EFNet wife - whom I've never met IRL, but have cyber-relations with all the time - would never go for an addition to my virtual harem.





But she probably would consider a cyber-manage-a-trois.





So no, I WASN'T real - but I am now.


Holy crap I feel better now that's off my chest.

are the ingrown hairs poppable?

 

[nitwhit3286]

are the ingrown hairs poppable?

if so I would pop them for you...for a charge of course!!!

 

[migtig]

Well, I don't know about anyone else, but I am most certainly not for real.



My real name is not Toxick. I am a 450 pound agorophobic recluse living in Park Hall, and the only living beings I see on a regular basis are my fern, and this mouse that I would eat if only I could catch it.

I make money by making bronze sculptures of bodily functions and selling them on e-bay.

I haven't worn pants since spring of 1982, and I have an unsightly rash which starts under my man-boobs and goes around to my back and beyond my reach - and frankly out my interest. (Out of sight - out of mind.) I collect anime comic books, I'm a fifth degree Gundham in my very own MMORPG with virtually unlimited Hit-Points and MP's... not to mention that I'm -><- this close to obtaining a rank of OT-3 in Scientology. I speak with a lateral lisp (think of Sid in Ice-Age) and spit flies everywhere when I talk. I have unmanagable halitosis, and my body is literally COVERED in ingrown hairs resulting in so many red dots, it looks like a pox.




If any of you ladies are turned on by this - too bad. My virtual EFNet wife - whom I've never met IRL, but have cyber-relations with all the time - would never go for an addition to my virtual harem.





But she probably would consider a cyber-manage-a-trois.





So no, I WASN'T real - but I am now.


Holy crap I feel better now that's off my chest.

I you.

 

[migtig]

We can't all be cute like Mig...

No, but Rose is "beautiful" and a "hottie" and most of the single (and probably a few of the married ones too) would drop what they are doing to kiss her perfect feet.

Excuse me while I go play ostrich.

 

[kwillia]

No, but Rose is "beautiful" and a "hottie" and most of the single (and probably a few of the married ones too) would drop what they are doing to kiss her perfect feet.

Excuse me while I go play ostrich.

Pete's always talking about Rose whenever he's with you too, huh... he's such a broken record...

 

[RoseRed]

No, but Rose is "beautiful" and a "hottie" and most of the single (and probably a few of the married ones too) would drop what they are doing to kiss her perfect feet.

Excuse me while I go play ostrich.

Hardly, but thanks.

 

[MMDad]

No, but Rose is "beautiful" and a "hottie" and most of the single (and probably a few of the married ones too) would drop what they are doing to kiss her perfect feet.

That must be why they named the bar after her.

 

[oldman]

I worry about someone just passing through, seeing some of that and then God knows what. Its just totally unnecessary.

Treat it like a fart in the wind. It's only there for a second and then poof. That is unless is was posted for posterity and brought up again years later. - but who would do that?

 

[RoseRed]

That must be why they named the bar after her.

Not funny.

 

[Pete]

Pete's always talking about Rose whenever he's with you too, huh... he's such a broken record...

Good cover, everyone knows nomoney is the one for me.

 

[kwillia]

Good cover, everyone knows nomoney is the one for me.

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