Larry Gude
Strung Out
A few hours ago, Yasser Arafat, while hospitalized in France, was reported to be in grave condition, yet we have word he had the strength to make a last request. Concerned about his mortality, Arafat asked his Doctors to grant him an audience with a renown Middle East Psychic about the exact date death would take him.
Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."
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Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."
"Which one?'" Arafat asks nervously.
"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."
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