blacklabman
Well-Known Member
Mexican Eggs:
Two Mexicans are on a bike along Interstate 25 about 15 miles north of Cheyenne , WY . One of the bike's tires goes flat and so they start hitch-hiking back to Cheyenne .
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. The trucker tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans ask the driver that if they can find a way to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them into Cheyenne , and the trucker agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and the bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is running late so he speeds up a bit.
Sure enough a good looking blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. She approaches the truck and asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."
The blond cop obviously doesn't believe this so she wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many law enforcement officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks the blond cop, "what's the emergency that requires so many officers?"
She replied, "I've got an 18 wheeler stopped on I-25 about 10 miles North of Cheyenne and it is loaded down with 20,000 Mexican eggs ... two have just hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle."
Two Mexicans are on a bike along Interstate 25 about 15 miles north of Cheyenne , WY . One of the bike's tires goes flat and so they start hitch-hiking back to Cheyenne .
A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and the Mexicans ask him for a ride. The trucker tells them he has no room in the trailer as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls.
The Mexicans ask the driver that if they can find a way to fit into the back with their bike, will he take them into Cheyenne , and the trucker agrees.
They manage to squeeze themselves and the bike into the back and the driver shuts the doors and gets on his way. By this time he is running late so he speeds up a bit.
Sure enough a good looking blonde cop pulls him over for speeding. She approaches the truck and asks the driver what he is carrying to which the driver jokingly replies "Mexican eggs."
The blond cop obviously doesn't believe this so she wants to take a look in the trailer. She opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. She gets on her radio and calls for immediate backup from as many law enforcement officers as possible plus the Swat Team.
The dispatcher asks the blond cop, "what's the emergency that requires so many officers?"
She replied, "I've got an 18 wheeler stopped on I-25 about 10 miles North of Cheyenne and it is loaded down with 20,000 Mexican eggs ... two have just hatched and they've already managed to steal a bicycle."
