Yo Mama

[gumby]

Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

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Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.




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[Dukesdad]

uhhhhh, Yo moma so fat her leg broke off and gravy came out...

 

[baileydog]

Yo Mamas so fat ....she bent over wearing yellow pants and a guy jumped in, thought it was a yellow cab.

 

[SamSpade]

Yo Mama so fat, she stood up in the theater -- and they showed the movie on her butt.

 

[SamSpade]

Yo Mama so fat, she was wearing red, white and blue standin' on the corner - and when she yawned, somebody drop a package in her mouf....

 

[Dukesdad]

Yo mama so fat that when she sits on the beach, Greenpeace shows up and tries to tow her back into the ocean.....

 

[SamSpade]

Yo Mama's so fat, her belly button doesn't have lint, it has sweaters.
Yo Mama's so fat, she uses a mattress for a maxi-pad.
Yo Mama's so fat, she tried to get an all-over tan, and the sun burned out.
Yo Mama's so fat, the horse on her Jordache is real.
Yo Mama's so fat, she shows up on radar.
Yo Mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial shot.
Yo Mama's so fat, her driver's license says "Picture continued on other side."
Yo Mama's so fat, when she plays football she play offense and defense.
Yo Mama's so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.
Yo Mama's so fat, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard.
Yo Mama's so fat, her ass has it's own congressman.
Yo Mama's so fat, I had to take a train and two busses just to get on her good side.

 

[gumby]

Yo mama's so fat she needs a hula hoop to keep up her socks.

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Yo mama's so fat when she goes to a restaurant she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.




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I got red twice for these. LOL Must be from a fat Mama