You don't have to be smart.

[gary_webb]

One day all the bodily organs began a discussion of who should be the boss. Naturally the brain nominated itself because without it the other organs could not function, then organ after organ followed and made their argument as to why they should be boss. Finally the rectum spoke up and said why not me? Amid thunderous laughter someone screamed "you're an azzhole!" Outraged, the rectum vowed, "I'll show you!" It puckered itself, and then completely shutdown. After one day the intestines were in pain, and the stomach aching. The next day the kidneys and liver started to malfunction, and after three days the eyes became blurry and the ears could no longer hear. The brain sent out a warning that it was a matter of time before he became unconscious and for the good of all he would proclaim the rectum Boss and beg for a return to normal function, and the body was saved!

The moral is: You don't have to be smart to be the boss, just an azzhole!