You know you have trouble when...

[Sharon]

Your husband picks his pet monkey to sleep with over you!

A woman in Germany has been driven out of her marital bed by a jealous pet monkey.

The 45-year-old woman, named only as Claudia S, said she could no longer sleep with her husband, Bernd, after their pet rhesus monkey, Buddy, threw her out.

Claudia said: "I had to move out of the way otherwise he would pull on my hair. I can't even get into the bed anymore as he gets jealous."

She said they had tried to lock the monkey out of the room "but that only lasts about an hour before Buddy starts screeching and wakes the whole neighbourhood up".

She added now there was nothing for it, but to sleep in the spare room.

I'll pass on the obvious jokes...

 

[Elle]

Originally posted by Sharon
pet money

Sleeping with a pet monkey is funnier but pet money could be nice too!

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by Sharon
Your husband picks his pet money to sleep with over you!

Is pet money like a pet rock?

 

[crabcake]

cut her some slack guys ... she said she had a few drinks at tiki last night.

 

[justhangn]

Maybe she needs to talk to Crabcake and learn to monkey around more. :shrug:

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by justhangn
Maybe she needs to talk to Crabcake and learn to monkey around more. :shrug:

I do not "monkey" around mister.

you better PM me with where you heard that.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by crabcake
I do not "monkey" around mister.

So, the teeth marks on the headboard are from some other activity?

 

[crabcake]

Originally posted by justhangn
So, the teeth marks on the headboard are from some other activity?

those are from my ghey dogs silly. God knows what they do while I'm gone during the day, but I guess we do now.

 

[Sharon]

Mmm...K - fixed!