Your biggest loss from a system crash is you lose your
best jokes.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
It no longer amazes you that computer security is more
important than having computers.
Appearance is more important than substance.
When workers screw up they are transferred to another
office to be someone else's problem; when management screws
up they are promoted.
Your office computer was just upgraded to a 90 MHz Pentium
today.
When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
Computer specialists know less about computers than your
teenager.
You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.
You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
You can name more Government employees that used to work
with you than ones you currently work with.
best jokes.
Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job.
You sit in a cubicle smaller than your bedroom closet.
It no longer amazes you that computer security is more
important than having computers.
Appearance is more important than substance.
When workers screw up they are transferred to another
office to be someone else's problem; when management screws
up they are promoted.
Your office computer was just upgraded to a 90 MHz Pentium
today.
When someone asks about what you do for a living, you lie.
Computer specialists know less about computers than your
teenager.
You see a good looking person and know they are a visitor.
You get really excited about a 2% pay raise.
Dilbert cartoons hang outside every cube.
You can name more Government employees that used to work
with you than ones you currently work with.