You know your a mom when

[hborror]

You ask your husband if he needs to use the potty before you leave the house.


I always do it and can't help it, he just looks at me funny and walks on

 

[ServiceGuy]

I forgot to potty before we left the house again

 

[hborror]

I forgot to potty before we left the house again

Not stopping

 

[ServiceGuy]

Not stopping

please please please I will be really quick, I promise

 

[jenbengen]

You ask your husband if he needs to use the potty before you leave the house.


I always do it and can't help it, he just looks at me funny and walks on

That's like when my hubby said "woopsie!" when he dropped something in front of his big boss. The boss just laughed.

 

[vraiblonde]

You know when you're a mother when you've picked someone else's nose and sat at a dinner table when the person next to you is crapping their pants.



Also when you pick the binky up off the floor, lick the hair and dirt off, then pop it back in the squalling bebe mouth.

 

[EmnJoe]

My brother-in-law when to McD drive through and ordered "fry-fries".

 

[Tinkerbell]

You know when you're a mother when you've picked someone else's nose and sat at a dinner table when the person next to you is crapping their pants.



Also when you pick the binky up off the floor, lick the hair and dirt off, then pop it back in the squalling bebe mouth.

 

[FromTexas]

I thought you knew when this melon sized body climbed out of your vagina through a hole that is too small... :shrug:

 

[FromTexas]

sat at a dinner table when the person next to you is crapping their pants.

Another couple years and this will be lunch time with Aps.

 

[nachomama]

Another couple years and this will be lunch time with Aps.