You Know You've Had Too Much Holiday Cheer When...

[jazz lady]

1. You notice your tie sticking out of your fly.

2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster.

3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall.

4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier.

5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off.

6. You strike a match and light your nose.

7. You take off your shoes and wade in the potato salad.

8. You hear someone say, "Call a priest!"

9. You hear a duck quacking and it's you.

10. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet.

11. You refill your glass from the fish bowl.

12. You tell everyone you have to go home...and the party's at your place.

13. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket.

14. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room...and realize you're in front of the hall mirror.

15. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch.

16. You suggest everyone stand and sing the national budget.

17. You're at the dinner table and you ask the hostess to pass a bedpan.

18. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear.

19. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant.

20. You realize you're the only one under the coffee table.

I think Tater did at least half of these Saturday.

 

[Otter]

21. When you try to stencil Yummy on your forehead and spell Dummy instead.

 

[justhangn]

22. Walking around with a beer cap on your head for 20 minutes before it falls off and you stand there wondering where the he!! that came from.

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by otter
21. When you try to stencil Yummy on your forehead and spell Dummy instead.

And asking to be licked.

 

[Tonio]

...you eat kitty litter and remark on the crunchy taste.

...you brag about just getting laid, and then someone comes in from the other room and says, "Hey, what the hell happened to my hunting trophy?"

...you have deep philosophical conversations about Gilligan's Island and Mr. Ed... oops, that's the Forum.

...you see Ralphie in "A Christmas Story" dressed in his present from Aunt Clara, and you shriek as though you've seen the Angel of Death.

...you do a lap dance on a Barbie doll.

...you swear you hear the dog speaking to you, telling you how f'ed up you are.

...people confuse you with the captured Saddam Hussein.

 

[Sharon]

...you swear you hear the dog speaking to you, telling you how f'ed up you are.

 

[zuchick]

Yep, sounds about right. But you forgot one.. Insisting that the Bar Manager is wrong because the Bathroom Door does open from both sides..... Now.

 

[tater]

My ears were buring all day, I shoulda known. I'm glad somebody remembers all this stuff cuz I sure don't .

And no Cari, I didn't do anything with the barbie............
that was at Christie's party awhile back

That's it from now on, I'm only going to drinkHALF as much at these things

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by tater
That's it from now on, I'm only going to drinkHALF as much at these things

Ya right!

I can't wait to see the pic's!