A Little Something I'd Like to Share, Because it's too Funny Not to...
A couple of weeks ago, my dear "friend" was coming to the house to spend the day, starting by taking the girls (dogs) to run at the park with me... While waiting for him to arrive, I decided to unlock the door and snooze on the couch...
Next thing I know, I am startled by a close "hello" and the need to orient myself and figure out my place and time :drowsy:... Needless to say, it scared the sh*t out me... He said that he'd load the girls up while I woke up and such...
While getting girl number 2 into the car, the sh*t was literally scared out of me and I really woke up and ran to the nearest bathroom which was in the hallway, by the front door...
So as not to appear as if I've moved, or *cough* guilty, I hurried back to the sofa and feigned to be sort of waking up...
My "friend" then walks back in... sort of sniffs a bit... then louder... kind of gagging... (hee hee)...
I look over the sofa, he's now checking his shoes intently
and inspecting the floor as if he's stepped in something 
He walks toward the living room, still checking, looking at the carpet, sniffing
, then asks, if Emma had had an accident in her crate - as if she couldn't make it outside..
At this point, I am CRYING cause I am laughing so hard into the corner of the sofa...
I resigned to confess, but could only do so by raising my hands in a fist-like, Rocky-style motion, in the air over my head, as if to say "YES, I am God!!!, I RULE!!!"
To top it off, the other night, my "friend" was over for dinner... One of my girls decided to check out my butt... to which my "friend" yelled, "Don't do it!!! Save yourself girl!!!!"
A couple of weeks ago, my dear "friend" was coming to the house to spend the day, starting by taking the girls (dogs) to run at the park with me... While waiting for him to arrive, I decided to unlock the door and snooze on the couch...
Next thing I know, I am startled by a close "hello" and the need to orient myself and figure out my place and time :drowsy:... Needless to say, it scared the sh*t out me... He said that he'd load the girls up while I woke up and such...
While getting girl number 2 into the car, the sh*t was literally scared out of me and I really woke up and ran to the nearest bathroom which was in the hallway, by the front door...
So as not to appear as if I've moved, or *cough* guilty, I hurried back to the sofa and feigned to be sort of waking up...
My "friend" then walks back in... sort of sniffs a bit... then louder... kind of gagging... (hee hee)...
I look over the sofa, he's now checking his shoes intently
and inspecting the floor as if he's stepped in something He walks toward the living room, still checking, looking at the carpet, sniffing
, then asks, if Emma had had an accident in her crate - as if she couldn't make it outside..At this point, I am CRYING cause I am laughing so hard into the corner of the sofa...
I resigned to confess, but could only do so by raising my hands in a fist-like, Rocky-style motion, in the air over my head, as if to say "YES, I am God!!!, I RULE!!!"
To top it off, the other night, my "friend" was over for dinner... One of my girls decided to check out my butt... to which my "friend" yelled, "Don't do it!!! Save yourself girl!!!!"
