You might be a muslim

[gary_webb]

If you have more wives than teeth......
You might be a muslim.

If you own an AK-47 and can't afford shoes......
You might be a muslim.

If you sell heroin for a living and object to beer.....
You might be a muslim.

If you wipe your ass with your hand but consider bacon unclean......
You might be a muslim.

If you think there are only two types of vest, Suicide and bullet proof.....
You might be a muslim.

If you find this offensive........
You might be a muslim.

 

[annemayer]

I think this is a reverse "you might be a redneck" joke. Where the teller might be one.

 

[seasonedactor]

After reading this post, I am reminded that the largest threat to mankind is not nuclear weapons but ignorance. Was that supposed to be funny?

 

[gary_webb]

I think this is a reverse "you might be a redneck" joke. Where the teller might be one.

Bingo! These jokes came from Jeff Foxworthy himself. So all you IGNORANT #######S who will laugh at "rednecks" are the two faced cowards who don't belong in this country. Go back to the Middle East where you came from.

 

[gary_webb]

After reading this post, I am reminded that the largest threat to mankind is not nuclear weapons but MUSLIMS. Was that supposed to be funny?

Thanks for proving what a POS you are. You'd piss your pants before you ever lifted your finger to defend this country.

 

[seasonedactor]

I keep forgetting I live in an area that is awash with rednecks, trailer trash and just plain stupid inbreeders. Since you obviously don't know any better, I feel sorry for you and your kind. Maybe someday, someone will break the cycle and deliver you from ignorance. Until then, I'll just consider the source.

 

[gary_webb]

I keep forgetting I live in an area that is awash with rednecks, trailer trash and just plain stupid inbreeders. Since you obviously don't know any better, I feel sorry for you and your kind. Maybe someday, someone will break the cycle and deliver you from ignorance. Until then, I'll just consider the source.

Consider I'll always be better than you at anything and everything and then consider your own sad souce, coward.

 

[seasonedactor]

Souce? What is a souce? I think my point is made. Sorry about your extreme insecurity, dude.

 

[garyt27]

I don't care what you say, thats some funny shiate there.

 

[hvp05]

I think my point is made.

So was his...

I live in an area that is awash with rednecks, trailer trash and just plain stupid inbreeders.

Good job.

Perhaps you should take note that you are in the "joke" forum.

And that was funny.

 

[Baja28]

After reading this post, I am reminded that the largest threat to mankind is not nuclear weapons but ignorance. Was that supposed to be funny?

Maybe you should dip into your savings and buy yourself a sense of humor, a personality and a life.

Oh and way to show your true colors in post 6 hypocrite.

 

[TurboK9]

Wow.

I thought this was the joke forum.

Apparently it's the "lets show everyone what a two faced hypcritical moron" forum now.

So, it's bad to make tasteless jokes about Muslims, but it's fine to spew hatred and vitriol at rednecks and 'trailer trash'?

That's funny.

 

[gary_webb]

Jokes? I get jokes.

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[MMDad]

I keep forgetting I live in an area that is awash with rednecks, trailer trash and just plain stupid inbreeders.

Your stereotypes may give you comfort, but remember - the majority of those "rednecks, trailer trash and just plain stupid inbreeders" voted for the guy with the best plan for D5 without caring what color his skin is. You voted for the old white guy, didn't you?

 

[dontknowwhy]

I keep forgetting I live in an area that is awash with rednecks, trailer trash and just plain stupid inbreeders. Since you obviously don't know any better, I feel sorry for you and your kind. Maybe someday, someone will break the cycle and deliver you from ignorance. Until then, I'll just consider the source.

heyyy!! I got a suggestion on how you can get away from all the inbred trailer trash rednecks here....moveon...try the Middle East...I hear they are all about peace over there...We're just too radical for you...stupid assed racist!!