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Bronwyn

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You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.

You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations..

You've ever had to hose down in the backyard before your wife would let you in the house.

You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.

You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.

You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.

You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.

You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.

You used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.
 

kathie54

No green? Will pinch!
Bronwyn said:
Are you kidding? I bawled like a baby when the Iguana died and hubby had to bury it! :bawl:
my dad had to plant max into the ground when he died! and he bawled because of it dad and max were closer together then anything
 

Fubar

Look my ass glows!
Bronwyn said:
You convince your wife that an overnight, out-of-state trip for equipment parts is a vacation.

You wear specific hats to farm sales, livestock auctions, customer appreciation suppers, and vacations..

You've ever had to hose down in the backyard before your wife would let you in the house.

You've never thrown away a 5-gallon bucket.

You have used baling wire to attach a license plate.

You have used a chain saw to remodel your house.

You can remember the fertilizer rate, seed population, herbicide rate and yields on a farm you rented 10 years ago, but cannot recall your wife's birthday.

You have fibbed to a mechanic about how often you greased a piece of equipment.

You have borrowed gravel from the county road to fill potholes in your driveway.

You have buried a dog and cried like a baby.

You used a tractor front-end loader as scaffolding for roof repairs.
You stop by the landfill on your way to dinner :whistle:
 
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