You Might Be A SOMD Forumite If...

[RareBreed]

(based on Jeff Foxworthy's You might be a redneck if...)

I'd love to hear what you guys come up with.

 

[Mojo]

......you call people by their forum names out in public

 

[_MightyMouse_]

You ride the SHORTBUS!

 

[teenageddirtbag]

You jump out in front of moving vehicles.

 

[Mojo]

.......you have 8 kids and 8 bebe daddies

 

[Penn]

If you've just recently figured out how to operate a riding mower.

 

[_MightyMouse_]

You're fat and ugly.

 

[Dupontster]

You remember KARMA

 

[Dupontster]

You have a Horsie

 

[BS Gal]

You know what STUF means.

 

[camily]

You know what STUF means.

Guess I'm not a forumite.

 

[toppick08]

You know what STUF means.

And DIAF..........

 

[Mojo]

You know what STUF means.

and stufadecocki

 

[Hessian]

At least twice a year you say
"Look! it's Smowing!"

 

[BS Gal]

You have ever yelled out "it's smowing" to a bunch of co-workers.

 

[camily]

and stufadecocki

Ok, I know what that means!

 

[Hessian]

You suspect people...

of having a disable.

 

[camily]

You call people meamies.

 

[BS Gal]

At least twice a year you say
"Look! it's Smowing!"

 

[kwillia]

... you act out the motions of smilies as a way to emphasize what you are saying to someone.