You might be a Taliban if...

edinsomd

New Member
Troops in Afghanistan still maintain a sense of humor!

You Might Be Taliban if:

You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.

You own a $3,000 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't
afford shoes.

You have more wives than teeth.

You wipe your azz with your bare left hand, but consider bacon "unclean."

You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You can't think of anyone you HAVEN'T declared Jihad against.

You consider television dangerous, but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You've ever uttered the phrase, "I love what you've done with your cave."
Ed
 
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Toreadoralpha

Guest
:lmao:

You can't say "car" without adding the word "bomb"!

You're favorite holy day is "kaboom!"
 
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chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
The Danger of Outsourcing


I was depressed last night so I called Lifeline.



Got a call center in Pakistan ...



I told them I was suicidal.



They got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
 
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Toreadoralpha

Guest
You've ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.

You’ve ever had your camel repossessed.

You’ve felt the urge to rub one out after seeing a woman’s exposed ankle.

You’ve ever been asked, “Does this burka make my a$$ look fat?”
 

chernmax

NOT Politically Correct!!
You think your girlfriend is the prettiest of the 3...:whistle:

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