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justhangn
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A woman is shopping in the local supermarket. She selects some
milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man
standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on
the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on Earth did
you know?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."
milk, some eggs, a carton of juice, and a package of bacon.
As she unloads her items at the cash register to pay, a man
standing behind her in line watches her place the four items on
the belt and states with assurance, "You must be single."
The woman looks at the four items on the belt, and seeing nothing
unusual about her selection says, "That's right. How on Earth did
you know?"
He replies, "Because you're ugly."
