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KaZamm1061

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I had a reply to that but decided not to comment on that subject..
 
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KaZamm1061

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I changed my mind. I have to post a reply..

May 9,
6:00 - got to see "Get a Life" again
6:40 - pants fell down while I was outside. Neighbors saw, and I screamed at them for not beating me
7:00 - beaten up, and someone stole my money and shoes because I wasn't at school yesterday due to my beating
8:00 - pushed down by the smallest kid in class, I was laughed at for 10 minutes. I said "please hate me more"
9:15 - hit in the head with wiffle ball bat. I fell down and laughed at myself
10:05 - jumped down balcony from second floor and hurt myself a lot, but someone smacked me for my trouble
10:30 - beaten up because I did not call someone "sir"
11:20 - fell down stairs, because the kid behind accidentally pushed me
12:10 - spilled milk on someone, and was escorted to the bathroom my my neck and was given a swirly
1:00 - beaten up for exisiting
2:30 - on computer ever since



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May 8,
Could not update because I was knocked unconscious after a beating. I was found last night at 11:00 PM at the side of the road.



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May 7,
6:00 - woke up early enough to see "Get a Life" with special guess John Henson
6:20 - fell down in the shower
6:55 - said I hate myself at breakfast and my mother screamed at me
7:05 - beaten up, all my money for lunch was stolen
8:00 - wet pants during class
8:10 - came back to class and was booed
8:15 - my whole pencil got eaten by the pencil sharpener, and when I went to sit down, my chair was pulled out and I fell. I yelled an said please laugh at me more
9:30 - played kickball and struck out when I missed the ball 3 times in a row
10:05 - at the end of the game, my team was down a run. Someone on the other team said that if I touched the ball, I was dead. I struck out again and was jumped in the locker room by 3 of my "teammates"
10:50 - pushed down the stairs and my head was bleeding. I went to the clinic to get a few stitches, and begged the nurse to whap me with a mallot
12:00 - accidentally made a offensive lineman on the football team drop his lunch. He carried me to the bathroom by my shirt collar and then gave me an atomic wedge
1:30 - beaten up, my shirt was stolen and I will now be in ISS for 4 days since I violated the dress code
2:10 - pushed down stairs again, and had to crawl to the bus
2:30 - on computer ever since
 

Sharon

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spilled milk on someone, and was escorted to the bathroom my my neck and was given a swirly
Otter warned you about spilling milk on Kwillia.
 
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KaZamm1061

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I think it's so funny that Im entertaining you people. I come in the forums and it seems your waiting for me to post so you can try and blast me.. Now thats why i come here, You keep me entertained. TY ALL
 
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Kain99

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Emotions sure have been running high around here for the past few days..... God I'm glad the old forums are back! :biggrin:
 
Originally posted by Kain99
Emotions sure have been running high around here for the past few days..... God I'm glad the old forums are back! :biggrin:
Fine... you all are making me come clean on all my secrets... okay, fine...here's another one... I'm running a fever and I'm not taking anything for it. I hope you are happy now. :bawl:
 
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Kain99

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Originally posted by kwillia
Fine... you all are making me come clean on all my secrets... okay, fine...here's another one... I'm running a fever and I'm not taking anything for it. I hope you are happy now. :bawl:
Kwillia baby, you are so HOT by nature... I really think you should take some Tylenol! :frown:
 
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Kain99

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Originally posted by kwillia
Oh great... now you have me confused with Sharon...:bawl:
Sharon is a Hottie but I am not confused.... You my friend have a hottness auora.

BTW I was just thinking... I have never seen a Happy Birthday Kwillia Thread. I think I'm gonna start one in your honor. :wink:
 
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