Zombie plan

[Gilligan]

I'm going to St. George's Island. Zombies can't swim.

We don't have room for too many more...better get here early. Before we blow the bridge.

 

[GURPS]

I'm going to St. George's Island. Zombies can't swim.

but they do not drown either ..
.... but walk slowly underwater

 

[glhs837]

Hmmm, cant you walk across that bitty bit of water?

 

[Toxick]

Now THAT'S what I call a plan!

That's the plan not only for a zombie apocalypse, but also for when the government collapses on itself and the country is in a state of anarchy.



Of course, in that case, I'll have to leave out the signs inviting humans to join my camp, and the booby traps will have to be more cleverly hidden.

 

[Toxick]

Not very much meat on those...really. :shrug:

That's the thing about boobies.. Whether they're meaty or not, they're always good eating.

 

[Foxhound]

Find a large open space, loads of ammo and weapons, save the last bullet for me.

 

[flomaster]

They can just eat me.

 

[GWguy]

They can just eat me.

Zombie sex. Kinky.

 

[Gilligan]

That's the plan not only for a zombie apocalypse, but also for when the government collapses on itself and the country is in a state of anarchy.
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Don't sell yourself so short. That plan is even good for the next time we have a local power outage or more than 6" of snow fall....

 

[flomaster]

Zombie sex. Kinky.

They never tire of eating. Its a win win!!! Just have to hackoff the lower jaw!