Recent content by RodRugg

My grandma used to stand out at the bus stop and taunt the neighbor kids for always riding their bikes through the front yard and leaving cigarette butts in the mailbox. One morning the bus was there and she was screaming at that fat kid next door while he was getting on the bus and this guy in...

I agree with that TCROW guy and it totally works! When my uncle Stanley lived at home he HATED cutting the grass so bad because, number 1, the lawnmower was they kind you had to push or pull with dogs and, number 2, my grandma was always building her Cat Castles and had them laying out in the...

When those neighbors moved in that my grandma hated so bad, she used to run up and down the property line screaming at the top of her lungs at them every time they left or came home. She even got my uncle Stanley to rev up his engine in the middle of the night and fire bottle rockets at their...

When my uncle Stanley worked on the grounds crew at the government building he said sometimes they raised the flag just halfway because somebody famous died or because something special happened but sometimes it was because one of the kids from Springdell who got to come over to raise the flag...

When my uncle Stanley peeled the top back on one under a overpass and a couple of people inside got hurt he couldn't get a hold of the people at the trucking company so he just got everybody out of the trailer and took it home. That company never called him back so he finally welded the top...

Well, that proves it. My uncle was at the college reworking a rasper grommet and he said that guy from the old Parker Lewis TV show interviewed him for an hour while he did a number 2 in the bathroom of the science building. He said that guy told him it was for a school project. When my uncle...

When my uncle Stanley got his leg slammed in the car door he told the paramedics to just kill him right there. They said they would if they could but too bad he would have to go to the hospital and get his leg put in a cast. 8 months later he was back to normal and glad to be alive. When it...

My grandma prays to God constantly that they will make it possible to smoke and vote at the same time again. She hasn't voted since 1972 because she refuses to do anything that takes more than 30 minutes where you can't smoke. Before that she even used to be a poll worker and she could sit and...

If this is a urine bag and fife from the Civil War, I know who's it is. He left it in the bathroom of the WaWa when he was coming back from a re-enactment celebrating battlefield surgery during the Battle of Newburg's Bucket. He sure hopes he gets it back but if he don't he says he'll just use...

My grandma HATES daylight savings time and says it's an abomination against God. She says if God wanted it to be 5am then man has no right to say its 6am. My uncle Stanley always has to sneak around the house and change the clocks, and if he gets caught he just says the clock changed by itself...

When my grandma fired up her welder to add some perches to her Cat Castles, SMECO sent a email to my uncle and said to knock if off. Instead, my grandma got so mad she welded for 3 days straight without any sleep and welded every piece of metal together she could find. About six months later...

After my grandma got her license took away for jumping out of a moving car, they made her take the test all over again. They gave her a new license and the only ID she had was a Social Security card and a picture of herself holding a picture of herself being born that my great grandpa took, and...

My uncle Stanley used to work with a woman who looked just like that and one time he bringed her home because she was interested in buying one of my grandma's Cat Castles. Her and my grandma started talking about the old days and how they used to hang out in the malt shop and wear their hairs...

When that place first opened my uncle Stanley thought it was Pantera and my grandma thought it was Pantene so they both went in there acting a little too creepy for people who was just trying to eat a sandwich or whatever. Anyways that manager finally asked them to leave and he put his hand on...

When that nest of butter wasps settled into my grandma's cat clapper she got Mark Bison from Nanjemoy to destroy the old one and build a new one 3 feet to the left and about 2 feet taller so she could get in and out and do welfare checks, ambuscades, etc. He did a good job and made a perch for...