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Holy Orangutan! This is going to get ugly

I am all for Socialism. As long as I get to be in charge.

She got me pudding :banana: She got me pudding :banana: She got me pudding :banana:

I remember you. You were funnier when you were in character. (Not much though)

There is no money in the cookie jar and last time I went to Shoppers that big dumb animal control guy with one big eyebrow chased me all around San Souci.

You are pizzing me off. Remember what happened last time? :whistle:

Official capacity? I'm a damn monkey for Darwins sake.

1. We are out of pudding cups. 2. You changed my admin password, I need to know the new one so I can ban a couple people. 3. The downstairs commode is plugged up again.

The Blond told me about people like you. Something about negative attention being better than no attention at all.

Alright, it is rare I come out of the cage an interfere in the human freak show the boss runs but after being forced by Blondie to read this crap I feel I must step in. You two need to exercise that extra chromosome that supposedly makes you smarter than us other animals (yea...

Oh no you didn't call me fat. What do you care? Like it's a big job sitting on the deck drinking beer, smoking and yelling "You missed some leaves over by the shed" :blahblah:. I want another Dr. Pepper.

This is true, I always tell the boss way ahead of time who the losers are. She always disagrees but soon realizes I am right.

I guess I know what I will be doing the rest of the week. :ohwell: Might I suggest we wait until they all fall off then do it all at once?

Horses stink, Monkey's RULE!