Misfit
Lawful neutral
http://mentalfloss.com/article/516439/12-pieces-100-year-old-advice-dealing-your-laws
1. ALWAYS VOTE THE SAME WAY AS YOUR FATHER-IN-LAW (EVEN IF YOU DISAGREE).
2. MAKE AN EFFORT TO BE ATTRACTIVE TO YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
3. KEEP YOUR OPINIONS TO YOURSELF.
4. IF RECEIVING ADVICE, JUST LISTEN AND SMILE. EVEN IF IT PAINS YOU.
5. STAY OUT OF THE KITCHEN. AND CLOSETS. AND CUPBOARDS.
6. NEVER COHABITATE.
7. COURT YOUR MOTHER-IN-LAW.
8. THINK OF YOUR IN-LAWS AS YOUR "IN LOVES."
9. BE THANKFUL YOU HAVE A MOTHER-IN-LAW ... OR DON'T.
10. DON'T BE PICKY WHEN IT COMES TO CHOOSING A WIFE; CHOOSE A MOTHER-IN-LAW INSTEAD.
11. KEEP THINGS IN PERSPECTIVE.
12. IF ALL ELSE FAILS, MARRY AN ORPHAN.