27 things men do in bed that women hate

Misfit

Misfit

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http://metro.co.uk/2014/05/03/27-things-men-do-in-bed-that-women-hate-4717030/
1. ‘When they try to recreate sex positions that they’ve obviously seen on some online porn site, and you end up basically doing a headstand, looking a mess and having to listen to them say: “You’re loving that aren’t you babes?” Err, no.’

2. ‘When you’re on top and they’re just staring at you and it’s like, ahhh what face do I pull? So you just close your eyes and hope for the best.’

3. ‘When they ask YOU to put the condom on. Just no.’

4. ‘When they think it’s sexy to spank you so hard that you just want to turn around and punch them in the face.’

5. ‘When they just stop, and it’s like, “hello? Did you hear me orgasm?” No.’

6. ‘Asking “do you like that?” How about just don’t talk and see if I look like I don’t want to kill myself/watch Family Guy over your shoulder.’

7. ‘When you give them a BJ and they act as if you don’t have a gag reflex. How about I’m sick all over your penis?’

8. ‘When they ask you to strip (which is always awkward – what music do you put on?) and then your skinny jeans get stuck round your ankles.’

9. ‘When they see random things they’ve read online and think they’re a good idea. Err no, I don’t want ice rubbed all over my body.’

10. ‘When you’re in the middle of foreplay and they thrust a finger up your bum with NO warning.’
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sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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vraiblonde said:
Serious. Frigid bitches.
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Yes, there are few on there that are a little :twitch:. But, I don't see much :twitch: in a majority of the 27. Must suck to be so boring. I'm going to guess that if they are married, that their husbands are not faithful OR that their husbands spent A LOT of time online. :lmao:
 
KDENISE977

KDENISE977

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vraiblonde said:
Serious. Frigid bitches.
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7. ‘When you give them a blow job and they act as if you don’t have a gag reflex. How about I’m sick all over your penis?’
12. ‘Trying to go down on you in the morning when you’re feeling really unsexy and unclean. Just gross.’
24. ‘Wanting to ejaculate on your face, in your hair, in your eyes.’
27. ‘Not cleaning properly. It’s not attractive to taste urine.’


Frigid isn't exactly an adjective I'd use for those !!
 
MMDad

MMDad

Lem Putt
4. ‘When they think it’s sexy to spank you so hard that you just want to turn around and punch them in the face.’
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In my experience, they will either tell you not to do that or tell you to do it harder. More often than not, it's "smack it like you mean it! Harder!"

The women in this survey are definite ice queens.
 
GWguy

GWguy

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:scratchass:


:BELCH:


"So... what.... you ready to do this or not?" :scratchinpotbelly: :cleaningwaxfromearandlookingatit:
 
sockgirl77

sockgirl77

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GWguy said:
:scratchass:


:BELCH:


"So... what.... you ready to do this or not?" :scratchinpotbelly: :cleaningwaxfromearandlookingatit:
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You forgot to fart. Gotta prep for the occasion. Don't want that gas bloating you up and holding you back from your manly duties.
 
C

czygvtwkr

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No matter what it is some woman is going to love it and another will hate it, this list is stupid.
 
Cheeky1

Cheeky1

Yae warsh wif' wutr
MMDad said:
In my experience, they will either tell you not to do that or tell you to do it harder. More often than not, it's "smack it like you mean it! Harder!"
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I must also concure with this statement. However, *they* is replaced with *she*.

SMAAACCCKKKKK!!!!.....
 
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