Ask A Ninja

[crazysquid]

You have it backwards I shoot lightning bolts out my dinger. A Ninjas but is used for smuggleing things.

Useful information! I did not know you were capable of such things. I will return to the dojo and continie my training at once sensai!

 

[smoothmarine187]

Useful information! I did not know you were capable of such things. I will return to the dojo and continie my training at once sensai!

That is the one weakness that all Ninjas have. An anal intruder can take them down with ease!

 

[pingrr]

That is the one weakness that all Ninjas have. An anal intruder can take them down with ease!

It isn't that easy. Most Ninjas keep thier prison wallets locked up.

 

[pappy]

That is the one weakness that all Ninjas have. An anal intruder can take them down with ease!

I bet I could stop them with my fecal flinger move

 

[Dork]

It isn't that easy. Most Ninjas keep thier prison wallets locked up.

How old are you Mr. Mutant Ninja Turtle? I would guess about 12-14 from your posts. Does your mommy know what your are doing on the computer?

 

[pingrr]

How old are you Mr. Mutant Ninja Turtle? I would guess about 12-14 from your posts. Does your mommy know what your are doing on the computer?

Listen here buddy I'm a Ninja and I don't let my parents boss me around.

 

[Dork]

Listen here buddy I'm a Ninja and I don't let my parents boss me around.

I guess it's o.k. to have these fantasies as the child you are. I wanted to be a jet pilot when I grew up. Then there was a phase where I wanted to be an actor. If you wanna be a Ninja, it's o.k. for now. Do you know what you really wanna be when you grow up? Oh, do you have the little black costume with the plastic sword to play with?

 

[Alien Watcher]

Listen here buddy I'm a Ninja and I don't let my parents boss me around.

Are you an Alien or a Ninja?

 

[Dork]

Are you an Alien or a Ninja?

No, No. He was an Alien when he was 6-7 years old. He's a little older now and just got his yellow belt in Karate, so he wants to pretend to be a Ninja. Isn't that cute?

 

[pingrr]

Here are a couple facts about Ninjas that a lot of people don't know.


Ninjas are born with pubic hair unless they opt otherwise.

Ninjas invented edible toilet paper so they don't have to wipe their buts anymore. They just eat it after meals and don't have to worry about anything

 

[High EGT]

Question

Ninjas are born with pubic hair unless they opt otherwise.

If attending Testicle Festivals do Ninja's shave?

 

[pingrr]

If attending Testicle Festivals do Ninja's shave?

Yes if a Ninja is attending an event where he will be showing off his boys shaving is a must.

 

[heavenly was]

Can you really shoot bolts of lightning out your butt? I want to learn how to do that so I can clean all the dingle berries out

That's william wallace. He's a scot, not a ninja.

 

[smoothmarine187]

 

[Rienell]

The Fart of a Ninja is a million times deadlier than the venom of a rattlesnake. With the right wind, a single fart can wipe out a small village.

My husband must be a ninja!

 

[carolann]

My husband must be a ninja!

Mine too!