Best lines...

[cattitude]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
The boldest line that anyone ever had the balls to use on me was after a guy asked me for my phone number and I poluetely told him no because I had a boyfriend he said to me "I don't want to date you I just want to do(<---use the explicit word) you!"

So, you were drunk?

 

[SmallTown]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
The boldest line that anyone ever had the balls to use on me was after a guy asked me for my phone number and I poluetely told him no because I had a boyfriend he said to me "I don't want to date you I just want to do(<---use the explicit word) you!"

and...

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by justhangn
PRICELESS!!

Oh it got even better. Vrai dont kill me!!! After he said that I came back with "Yeah, you and half of Charles County." so then I got "Ok. Can I just ___ it then?" I couldn't even come back with something snotty, I was drunk and dying laughing.

 

[justhangn]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
Oh it got even better. Vrai dont kill me!!! After he said that I came back with "Yeah, you and half of Charles County." so then I got "Ok. Can I just ___ it then?" I couldn't even come back with something snotty, I was drunk and dying laughing.

I bet you were LYAO! Too funny.

Drinking does bring out the best in people.

 

[Otter]

Originally posted by pixiegirl
Oh it got even better. Vrai dont kill me!!! After he said that I came back with "Yeah, you and half of Charles County." so then I got "Ok. Can I just ___ it then?" I couldn't even come back with something snotty, I was drunk and dying laughing.

Awhhhhh..more stuff for my book.."The Way to Pixie's Heart, if Sxy Ain't Available"

 

[pixiegirl]

Vrai would have my head if I told you some of the crap drunk guys have spewed out of their mouths at me.

 

[Sharon]

Originally posted by otter
Awhhhhh..more stuff for my book.."The Way to Pixie's Heart, if Sxy Ain't Available"

Don't forget the chapter "How to avoid the backyard garden."

 

[pixiegirl]

Originally posted by joeyinlexpark
HAHA, I remember that Rachel, was it at Legends?? You told me something about that

Yep, same guy I told you about.

 

[SxyPrincess]

Originally posted by otter
Awhhhhh..more stuff for my book.."The Way to Pixie's Heart, if Sxy Ain't Available"

 

[migtig]

"did it hurt?"
Did what hurt?
"When you fell from heaven"
*That one was good

"do you have a mirror in your pocket?"
no, why
"Cause I sure do see myself getting into your pants"
*Can you imagine if I had had a mirror?

"Oh look it's a peach, I sure would like to taste you"
*SMACK

 

[Frank]

I read once, sometime back that THE most successful "pickup" line is "Hi".

 

[Kyle]

You may have shorted that by a couple words Frank. I always heard the most successful pick up line was "Hi. I'm incredibly wealthy"

 

[RoseRed]

Originally posted by Kyle
You may have shorted that by a couple words Frank. I always heard the most successful pick up line was "Hi. I'm incredibly wealthy"

and my name is Evan...