Ridunno
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Wife comes home to ask her husband if she can get a boob job.
Wife; " Honey, I would like to get a boob job. Don't you think I would look nice with a larger bra size?"
Husband; " I would like that, but how much is it going to cost?"
Wife; " It will cost about $5,000."
Husband; " That is kind of expensive. Why don't you try the toilet paper method first."
Wife; "What is the toilet paper method?"
Husband; "Well, you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts."
Wife; "How does that work?"
Husband; "I am not really sure how it works, but it worked damm well on your ass."
Wife; " Honey, I would like to get a boob job. Don't you think I would look nice with a larger bra size?"
Husband; " I would like that, but how much is it going to cost?"
Wife; " It will cost about $5,000."
Husband; " That is kind of expensive. Why don't you try the toilet paper method first."
Wife; "What is the toilet paper method?"
Husband; "Well, you take some toilet paper and rub it between your breasts."
Wife; "How does that work?"
Husband; "I am not really sure how it works, but it worked damm well on your ass."
