A 6-year-old and a 4-year-old are
upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think
it's about time we start cussing."The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm
gonna say he11" and you say "a$$."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he
wants for breakfast." Aw he11, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till
I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks
with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios."
upstairs in their bedroom. "You know what?" says the 6-year-old. "I think
it's about time we start cussing."The 4-year-old nods his head in approval.
The 6-year-old continues "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm
gonna say he11" and you say "a$$."
"OK!" The 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm.
Their mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 6-year-old what he
wants for breakfast." Aw he11, Mom, I guess I'll have some Cheerios."
WHACK! He flies out of his chair, tumbles across the kitchen floor,
gets up, and runs upstairs crying his eyes out, with his mother in
hot pursuit, slapping his rear every step.
The mom locks him in his room & shouts "You can just stay there till
I let you out!"
She then comes back downstairs, looks at the 4-year-old, and asks
with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast young man?
"I don't know," he blubbers, "But you can bet your fat a$$ it won't be Cheerios."
