I need to drive to and from a destination tonight. Will try to avoid you, but you must do your part. Getting a designated driver would be my first suggestion. Barring that, it would be great if you'd just pass out at your party and go home the next day. If that doesn't work for you, please stay put until at least 1am, when I should be safely home and won't run the risk of encountering you on the roads.
TIA!
TIA!