'How to get a husband': Cringeworthy 1950s dating article

[jazz lady]

I get it..I get it..but admitting I need one is not coming easily..

Your moobs could use some support. And a girdle would definitely help.

 

[Gilligan]

Your moobs could use some support. And a girdle would definitely help.

Don't envy my moobs.

And a girdle would really aggravate that bloated feeling you get after 12 beers or more..no thanks.

 

[AnthonyJames]

Yep, I tried "stumbling" into a room, unfortunately, after partaking of some wine, I was holding a tray full of jello shots, he was wearing a white suit...Needless to say, it looked like somebody threw up skittles all over him.

Next time ask "What's the matter Billy?", slurp up all the shots and then ask if he's contagious. Works on TV.

 

[jazz lady]

Don't envy my moobs.

Believe me, I don't.

And a girdle would really aggravate that bloated feeling you get after 12 beers or more..no thanks.

Like the Boston song goes... "It's more that a feeling!"

 

[ReadingTheNews]

LMAO at #35!
(if it were just that easy....)

 

[Toxick]

What's cringeworthy about this?

I cringed when I read #39.

Tickets that have to be "got rid of".




Jesus! Who wrote this?

It's "GOTTEN" rid of, fool!