Is there anywhere

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fishn guy

Guest
Some of the better women you can find are at church....
Thats were the freaks go to ask for forgiveness.

Dear Lord,
I really shouldnt have tied up and tried to mangle my random dude last weekend....
please forgive me?!!
sincerelly,
freaky chick
 

Pete

Repete
Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
There are times when I don't want to say squat to anybody, but other times, you'd be surprised how far a friendly smile and saying "hi, that is a mighty big bulge in your trousers" will take you.
:rolleyes:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
I have learned from my mistakes. I hope. :blushing:
Things I have learned from the tiki bar:...

:roflmao: You should print that up and leave a copy over there for others to take note.
 

Jameo

What?!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
I have learned from my mistakes. I hope. :blushing:
Things I have learned from the tiki bar:
*Never discuss condoms with total strangers
*Don't agree to go to on a boating trip with people from out of state
*Just because a man has a boat at the tiki bar, does not mean you should give him your number
*Just because a man has a bike at the tiki bar, does not mean you should give him your number
*Don't accept food from strangers
*If everybody tells you something is wrong with a guy, accept it and move on
*Always take the bathroom stall closest to the sink
*Pain pills and kokomo's do not mix
*When men salute you, pull up your pants
*Do not give total strangers hugs
*Do not accept invitations to tattoo parties
*Do not give men from out of state your phone number
*If you are in a bad mood, don't even go to tiki
*If you are leaving tiki, it is not a good idea to turn around and go back. You were leaving for a reason
*If it is raining, zip up your jacket.
*Do not flirt with the bouncers - ever
*Do not hit the man that grabbed your butt
*Do not lean to far over the railing
*Do not attempt to climb over the railing
*Do not drink at tiki and assume you are being intelligent and making logical decisions
*If you are told to go home, go home, do not sit and drink until you need to call somebody to pick you up


I could go on...but needless to say, I feel I have learned some very valuable information from tiki

:lmao:
So your gonna need a babysitter for the tiki, huh? :wink:
 

Jameo

What?!
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by RoseRed
That would be you! :lmao:

hummm...................................................................... No! :cheers: :biggrin:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
:nono: now I hopefully have learned. But you are right, if I did perchance need one, it should be Jameo, you let me get myself into trouble. :wink:
I have given you warning before. You chose to disregard it. You're a big girl, so you can make your own mistakes. :lmao:

Besides, I'm an :angel:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
That's okay. I have grown and matured and wisened up. :angel:
:coffeeoutthenose: :lmao:
 

RoseRed

American Beauty
PREMO Member
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
Yes you are an :angel: - and yes I make lots of mistakes. And yes, you usually sit there while I am making said mistakes and :lmao:. :wink: But it sure has been a heck of a lot of fun. :biggrin:
You know I love to people watch. Especially when something goes wrong in a funny way. :lmao:
 
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HollowSoul

Guest
Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by migtig
I have learned from my mistakes. I hope. :blushing:
Things I have learned from the tiki bar:
*Never discuss condoms with total strangers
*Don't agree to go to on a boating trip with people from out of state
*Just because a man has a boat at the tiki bar, does not mean you should give him your number
*Just because a man has a bike at the tiki bar, does not mean you should give him your number
*Don't accept food from strangers
*If everybody tells you something is wrong with a guy, accept it and move on
*Always take the bathroom stall closest to the sink
*Pain pills and kokomo's do not mix
*When men salute you, pull up your pants
*Do not give total strangers hugs
*Do not accept invitations to tattoo parties
*Do not give men from out of state your phone number
*If you are in a bad mood, don't even go to tiki
*If you are leaving tiki, it is not a good idea to turn around and go back. You were leaving for a reason
*If it is raining, zip up your jacket.
*Do not flirt with the bouncers - ever
*Do not hit the man that grabbed your butt
*Do not lean to far over the railing
*Do not attempt to climb over the railing
*Do not drink at tiki and assume you are being intelligent and making logical decisions
*If you are told to go home, go home, do not sit and drink until you need to call somebody to pick you up


I could go on...but needless to say, I feel I have learned some very valuable information from tiki
FROM THE SOUND OF THINGS EVERYBODY HERE GOES TO TIKI:alkies: I'VE ONLY BEEN TWICE AND DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ALL THAT....
 

dustin

UAIOE
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by HollowSoul
FROM THE SOUND OF THINGS EVERYBODY HERE GOES TO TIKI:alkies: I'VE ONLY BEEN TWICE AND DIDN'T THINK IT WAS ALL THAT....

only been there once. plan on going back again this summer...maybe once.

i find it better to get trashed at a friend's house.
 

Nickel

curiouser and curiouser
Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Is there anywhere

Originally posted by dustin
only been there once. plan on going back again this summer...maybe once.

i find it better to get trashed at a friend's house.
By "this sumer" you mean next Saturday, right?
 
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