Lady finds leg with hip and spine attached in her yard!

[nawty1]

FLORAL PARK, N.Y. (AP) - The body of an apparent stowaway was ripped in half during flight Tuesday and his leg crashed into a suburban neighborhood, where a homeowner found the severed limb in the middle of her lawn, authorities said.

Guess she was lucky it didn't hit her! Can you imagine having to tell the insurance how the damage occured to the garage roof?!? It's raining men..well kind of :badjoke:

 

[Lenny]

Hearne, a special education teacher. . . .

Can't you imagine what Show-and-Tell will be like in her class this week?

 

[donbarzini]

It's raining men..well kind of :badjoke:[/QUOTE]


No, actually, it was a great joke

 

[virgovictoria]

He was just trying to get a leg up in society...

 

[Suz]

He was just trying to get a leg up in society...

u r 2 much VV!!!!

 

[ocean733]

It's raining men..well kind of :badjoke:

Thanks for the giggle.

The actual story?!

 

[terbear1225]

just saw that story this morning on google.

all i can say is eeeeeeewwwwwwww!

 

[Tigerlily]

just saw that story this morning on google.

all i can say is eeeeeeewwwwwwww!

eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwww is right.

 

[Toxick]

No pictures

 

[Ponytail]

I saw it on the news this morning. Dude hopping a ride out of Africa in the wheel well. Other body parts were found after the plane landed. Same day that a new baggage handler killed herself (accidentally) when she drove the baggage ramp too far under the airplane in DC.

 

[K_Jo]

Can I get a hip - HIP! - boom bip!

 

[Mikeinsmd]

I saw it on the news this morning. Dude hopping a ride out of Africa in the wheel well. Other body parts were found after the plane landed. Same day that a new baggage handler killed herself (accidentally) when she drove the baggage ramp too far under the airplane in DC.

Hard to believe Ppl in this world actually are that stupid.

 

[K_Jo]

I put my hand up on your hip
when i dip you dip we dip
you put your hand up on my hip
when you dip i dip we dip

 

[nomoney]

I bet he won't do that again.

 

[K_Jo]

I bet he won't do that again.

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

 

[Ponytail]

Hard to believe Ppl in this world actually are that stupid.

Stupidity has nothing to do with it when you've got nothing to lose, and everything to gain.

 

[K_Jo]

Hot legs, making your mark
Hot legs, keep my pencil sharp
Hot legs, keep your hands to yourself

 

[nomoney]

He doesn't have a leg to stand on.

I bet his nick name was eileen............get it??? :snort:

 

[cattitude]

Did it say if there were any toes?

 

[cattitude]

I bet his nick name was eileen............get it??? :snort:

Old K-Mart joke:

Announcer says Eileen, Eileen to the front of the store..people start walking, leaning, to the front of the store...

Bob...Bob to the front of the store....people start bobbing...you get the drift...