Learn How to Pick Up Chicks At A Nightclub. A Complete Survival Guide Giving You Ever

[nachomama]

:ijustwasted10minuitesreadingthis:

:thatmakes2ofus:

 

[Spanky]

I'll tell you the secret to picking up chicks.

















Lift while bending your knees and don't use your back.

 

[warneckutz]

Does my integra racer with packing tape as a back window count as a luxury vehicle

That car is hawt...

 

[Chain729]

1) Stay off my ass. Matter of fact, keep your hands at eye level.

Frigid or prude?

2) My tits don't talk back.

Good. We like them to jiggle not to make our ears bleed.

3) I might bring you home, but I won't #### you.

Then what good are ya?

 

[Foxhound]

I'll tell you the secret to picking up chicks.
Lift while bending your knees and don't use your back.

Damn, thats what I've been doing wrong!

 

[Chainsaw Slayer]

picking up chicks is easy. I just show up to the club and whip put my chainsaw. Then they all come runing over to see if I will let them touch it.

 

[usagent]

SxyPrincess' Rules

1) MUST LOOK LIKE CALVIN KLEIN MODEL
2) MUST DRIVE EXPENSIVE LUXURY VEHICLE
3) MUST HAVE 6-FIGURE BANK ACCOUNT
4) MUST COME DRINK-IN-HAND (Preferably White Russian)

NO EXCEPTIONS!!!

1) OK WITH THIS ONE
2) VEHICLE'S MY WIFES
3) GOT THAT BECAUSE I MARRIED IT
4) OK WITH THIS ONE ALSO

If girls can do it........

 

[Tomahawk202]

I don't need to pick up chicks. Chuck Norris does it for me.
He follows me around and when I see one I like I just point and Chuck Norris says to them: " Hey, I'm Chuck Norris", and punches her in the face.
I then get to rescue them, and get laid in the process.

 

[smoothmarine187]

I don't need to pick up chicks. Chuck Norris does it for me.
He follows me around and when I see one I like I just point and Chuck Norris says to them: " Hey, I'm Chuck Norris", and punches her in the face.
I then get to rescue them, and get laid in the process.

First of all stupid, if Chuck Norris punched some girl in the face, it would make her unrecognizable. I guess if your are a necrofeliac then she would be perfect for you. Secondly, Chuck Norris would reach in through your rectum and break both of your hands for typing his name and associating him with clown like you.

 

[nomoney]

First of all stupid, if Chuck Norris punched some girl in the face, it would make her unrecognizable. I guess if your are a necrofeliac then she would be perfect for you. Secondly, Chuck Norris would reach in through your rectum and break both of your hands for typing his name and associating him with clown like you.

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck NOrris allows to live and
The leading causes of death in the United States are 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


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[warneckutz]

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck NOrris allows to live and
The leading causes of death in the United States are 1. Heart Disease 2. Chuck Norris 3. Cancer


http://www.spreadshirt.com/shop.php?sid=19781&product_id=1172546

Chuck Norris doesn't go hunting.... CHUCK NORRIS GOES KILLING

 

[smoothmarine187]

Chuck Norris is gay! I know when he was riding around in Texas with Juggy, that there was something going on

 

[Lugnut]

Chuck Norris is gay! I know when he was riding around in Texas with Juggy, that there was something going on

You shouldn'ta ought to said that boy.


Chuck Norris is coming for you...

 

[(((echo)))]

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[warneckutz]

Chuck Norris is gay! I know when he was riding around in Texas with Juggy, that there was something going on

When Chuck Norris has sex with a man, it won't be because he is gay. It will be because he has run out of women.

 

[smoothmarine187]

ooohhh smooth, I'd be scared, even outer space exists because its afraid to be on the same planet with Chuck Norris.

I haven't heard that one before

 

[warneckutz]

I haven't heard that one before

Chuck Norris grinds his coffee with his teeth and boils the water with his own rage.

 

[Lugnut]

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

 

[smoothmarine187]

An anagram for Walker Texas Ranger is KARATE WRANGLER SEX. I don't know what that is, but it sounds AWESOME.

 

[(((echo)))]

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