make up a caption or a story behind it

[GregV814]

Any post takes on 5 diversions...start one OR twist whats been written....

This is from the New England Journal of American Medicine: "After returning from a 2 week vacation in the Amazon Rain Forest, Damon Glack found he was infected with venom from a Bot Fly, that entered his rectum while swimming in a forbidden waterway.

 

[Sneakers]

Damn allergies....

 

[vraiblonde]

The CDC recommends you protect yourself against covid....

 

[gemma_rae]

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After calling several Airlines, Greg decided it was cheaper to Fed-Ex himself on vacation.

 

[GregV814]

Ms. Gema, Your astute powers of observation failed you this time.

Did you see the pair of white patent leather loafers off to the left? Wearing them was no other than Chuck Berry! THE Chuck Berry! He just finished 3 sets at the Shade Tree Inn on Marlboro Pike in Forestville, circa 1964, and had his back up band kick Mr. Glacks butt! They sold his suit to some vagrants on the road and tried to suffocate him with Zip Lock bags!!!!

 

[Grumpy]

..Wearing them was no other than Chuck Berry! THE Chuck Berry! He just finished 3 sets at the Shade Tree Inn on Marlboro Pike in Forestville, circa 1964, and had his back up band kick Mr. Glacks butt! They sold his suit to some vagrants on the road and tried to suffocate him with Zip Lock bags!!!!

Was that the night after he performed at the Oak Tree Lounge on Broomes Island Rd?

 

[Hessian]

So...Bots are hatched from a rectum insertion...ok, makes sense now.

 

[Sneakers]

So...Bots are hatched from a rectum insertion...ok, makes sense now.

So........ is that where Gurps came from? I mean.... he has been called a bot...



:runninghiding:

 

[rio]

Oh shitt!!! I got the damn condom stuck in my ******* again and tried to fart it out!!!

 

[Tech]

Secret Service has released a prototype of the new af1 presidential travel wear.

 

[Rommey]

The latest in Amazon packaging.

 

[gemma_rae]

Ms. Gema, Your astute powers of observation failed you this time.

Did you see the pair of white patent leather loafers off to the left? Wearing them was no other than Chuck Berry! THE Chuck Berry! He just finished 3 sets at the Shade Tree Inn on Marlboro Pike in Forestville, circa 1964, and had his back up band kick Mr. Glacks butt! They sold his suit to some vagrants on the road and tried to suffocate him with Zip Lock bags!!!!

Sorry Grag.

I don't think they were vagrants, they had just competed in the Yo-Yo contest at Kay Cee Drugs.

 

[luvmygdaughters]

Order your "Handyman in a Totebag" Today...if you act now, we'll include an extra one...free!! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

 

[Kyle]

Order your "Handyman in a Totebag" Today...if you act now, we'll include an extra one...free!! Just pay separate shipping and handling.

Don't order the "Jesus Complete Lawn Package" without checking first.

When mine arrived the Lawn Jockey was missing his Lantern.

 

[DaSDGuy]

It's allergic to bananas.

 

[Ken King]

"CNN to bring back Jeffrey Toobin., IT staff demands protection for equipment."