Old Time Sayings

[clevalley]

That is a Pig in a Poke. 'Buying something worthless..."

 

[toppick08]

More screwed up than a soup sandwich.

 

[toppick08]

Thicker than hops.

 

[sux2b44]

More screwed up than a soup sandwich.

 

[smilin]

Deedy By God! - (First time I met Vrai).

 

[clevalley]

More tired than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest (one of my favorites - damn, I miss my dad :tearingup

 

[meangirl]

Going to beat you like a redheaded step-child.

 

[meangirl]

More tired than a one legged man in an ass kicking contest (one of my favorites - damn, I miss my dad :tearingup

That's one of my favorites too.

 

[clevalley]

More tired than a double di#$ed billy goat...

 

[Rael]

He was all over it, like a hobo on a ham sammich.

 

[clevalley]

Going to beat you like a redheaded step-child.

I use to use that one until I heared;

Going to beat you like a rented mule!

All of these are great!!! :snort:

 

[clevalley]

More screwed up than a soup sandwich.

 

[flomaster]

Screwed up as Hogans Goat!

More F'd up than a football bat!

 

[Nanny Pam]

Busier than a whore with 10 beds.

 

[Nanny Pam]

I'm as tight as a tick.

(said after eating a big meal.)

 

[clevalley]

He was all over it, like a hobo on a ham sammich.

all over it like;

... white on rice
... stink on shiat

 

[meangirl]

Cleanliness is next to Godliness.

 

[GWguy]

Busier than a one-armed paper hanger.

 

[RoseRed]

Couldn't fight their way out of a wet paper bag.

 

[meangirl]

Come hell or high water.