Pros And Cons Of Every Diet Plan

[Kyle]

So you want to get healthier, drop a few pounds, and get yourself in better shape? Great! Now all you have to do is choose a diet plan. How do you know which one is right for you?


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8.) Crickets & Mealworms Diet

Pro: You become a docile, compliant vassal of the New World Order

Con: The grasshopper leg stuck in your teeth is still wiggling

9.) Vegetarian Diet

Pro: You can significantly extend your life

Con: Your significantly extended life is no longer worth living

10.) Socialist Diet

Pro: Rapid and sustained weight loss

Con: Death due to rapid and sustained weight loss

Look over the list above and decide which diet is right for you. Don't worry, no matter which option you choose, you can always pick something else after you quit in two weeks.

Pros And Cons Of Every Diet Plan

So you want to get healthier, drop a few pounds, and get yourself in better shape? Great! Now all you have to do is choose a diet plan. How do you know which one is right for you?

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[SamSpade]

My problem with every diet is - it's a diet. It's an unpleasant substitute for the way I eat, which is typical for most people in the country.
I eat about the same as most people, but I sit in a chair ten hours a day and I am older - it is hard to shed the pounds.

If I could eat food I actually like and be comfortable with it - enough to stay that way - I'd probably be fine. I've never found such a plan.