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Fairmount

New Member
Pregnant chicks are still hot. My wife believed that sex induced labor, so she demanded it every night and twice a day on weekends. I couldn't believe that I'd ever want to stay at work instead of going home and :gossip:

In this statement, you called your wife dumb! Read it again. Well maybe she married a guy who brags about the sex he has had with her. I'm sure she wanted you to tell the world that. Maybe she's not so bright after all. Maybe while your at home you should stop trying to impress the internet world and go impress her.
 
In this statement, you called your wife dumb! Read it again. Well maybe she married a guy who brags about the sex he has had with her. I'm sure she wanted you to tell the world that. Maybe she's not so bright after all. Maybe while your at home you should stop trying to impress the internet world and go impress her.

Is this Mr. Steed?

When my wife was pregnant, she was extremely "randy"... I wrote it off to hormones gone wild...
 

Fairmount

New Member
Mudflaps? Is that what you call your boyfriends nuts after he has his way with you when you have the cheap beer squirts?

How did what I asked turn homosexual? Those thoughts are obviously closer to your brain then mine. First, I have never had a boy friend. So the term, cheap beer squirts, must be something you have experienced! Tell those boys you need Sam Adams!

Now, from what I see. Homosexuality is foremost on your mind. Let someone know when are ready for intelligent debate.

I think you drink heavy, and I can tell why. First, I do too. I have never accused someone I really did not know of anything. Let alone their sexual orientation. When you get targeted or questioned you turn devil. And lately you have accused me of homosexuality without malice.

I don't live the perfect life, but I would never trade for yours.
 

hvp05

Methodically disorganized
Mudflaps? Is that what you call your boyfriends nuts after he has his way with you when you have the cheap beer squirts?
Where do you come up with this stuff?









(If you say you saw it in the fetish aisle at the porn store, I will seriously run away and not return. :twitch:)
 

RedBaron

Bird of Prey
Drunk #2 has arrived. You should turn on a t.v. or something instead of upending a bottle and obsessively following around Internet strangers.

Don't drink. Try again. Just find it amusing that you have no life other than your beloved computer. Get out of the basement!
 

Beta84

They're out to get us
I look like Shamu on steroids... :mad:

I just saw you the other day and you were still lookin :hot:

Oh I didn't have a chance to say hi but it was when you walked into Monterrey's last week smdavis.gif
 
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