Pregnant chicks are still hot. My wife believed that sex induced labor, so she demanded it every night and twice a day on weekends. I couldn't believe that I'd ever want to stay at work instead of going home and
In this statement, you called your wife dumb! Read it again. Well maybe she married a guy who brags about the sex he has had with her. I'm sure she wanted you to tell the world that. Maybe she's not so bright after all. Maybe while your at home you should stop trying to impress the internet world and go impress her.