Since the government likes to take over privately owned businesses and force them to comply with whatever notion some activist gets in their head, I'd like to get my name on that list.
Why aren't there any restaurants that cater to dieters? Everyone in America is either on some diet, has allergies, or suffers from an eating disorder. Why doesn't the government force restaurants to accommodate them?
Why does my meal have to come with a roll or other carbohydrate? Why isn't everything a la carte so I can have just what I want and not have to wrangle with the waitress about leaving off the starch and giving me extra veggies or a salad instead? If all I want is a huge Porterhouse, why do I have to pay for all the crap that comes with it, that I'm not going to eat? Why can't I have a fat-free hotdog or a tofu burger?
Why aren't restaurants required to include whole grain options in addition to the standard pasty white glue? For that matter, why aren't they required to carry low-carb or non-alcoholic beer, and skinny cocktail mixers? Why can't I have a Crown and *diet* gingerale? Or a 7 and *diet* 7?
I'm being totally serious. If they can ban smoking in public places, including #### kicker bars where the number of teeth can be counted on one hand, because somebody has asthma or wants to sit in a bar with their infant, why can't they pass a healthy eating law and make restaurants accommodate us?
If asthmatics or paraplegics have a right to go wherever they please without being inconvenienced by their disability, why can't I go to any restaurant I please and have my dietary requirements met?
Why aren't there any restaurants that cater to dieters? Everyone in America is either on some diet, has allergies, or suffers from an eating disorder. Why doesn't the government force restaurants to accommodate them?
Why does my meal have to come with a roll or other carbohydrate? Why isn't everything a la carte so I can have just what I want and not have to wrangle with the waitress about leaving off the starch and giving me extra veggies or a salad instead? If all I want is a huge Porterhouse, why do I have to pay for all the crap that comes with it, that I'm not going to eat? Why can't I have a fat-free hotdog or a tofu burger?
Why aren't restaurants required to include whole grain options in addition to the standard pasty white glue? For that matter, why aren't they required to carry low-carb or non-alcoholic beer, and skinny cocktail mixers? Why can't I have a Crown and *diet* gingerale? Or a 7 and *diet* 7?
I'm being totally serious. If they can ban smoking in public places, including #### kicker bars where the number of teeth can be counted on one hand, because somebody has asthma or wants to sit in a bar with their infant, why can't they pass a healthy eating law and make restaurants accommodate us?
If asthmatics or paraplegics have a right to go wherever they please without being inconvenienced by their disability, why can't I go to any restaurant I please and have my dietary requirements met?