Soft, warm, pink Pu$$y
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One of the sinners
Hmmm a rut? Damn I'm always the last to know these things. Thanks Jaime for informing me. lol
Hey Bch, do me a favor and tell dear little sprout here the truth of how life is run. The WOMEN may not always were the pants, but who drops the pants at the thought of what's under that dress.
Hey Bch, do me a favor and tell dear little sprout here the truth of how life is run. The WOMEN may not always were the pants, but who drops the pants at the thought of what's under that dress.
tater
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Originally posted by BchBns
A couple are on their honeymoon ... they are in the hotel room, about to get intimate ... the husband tosses his new bride his pants and says "Put these on." She looks puzzled, and says, "I can't wear these. They're too big!" He says to her, "That's right, and so long as you remember that, we'll get along just fine!"
She seductively strips down out of her lacy bra and garter and tosses him her panties, saying, "Here, honey, put these on." He looks at her, and says, "I can't get into those!"
She says, "That's right, and until your attitude changes, you won't get into them!"
Now, what the hell do pants have to do with crap?
That joke sucked
tater
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Originally posted by BchBns
b/c you know it's true ... as you are experiencing as of lately! Now, get your ass in the kitchen and get cookin' man with pants!
Don't make me throw on the wife-beater and smack you around
Yeah, you're tougher than a $2 steak on here.... but what you don't realize is that while you're out on the deck drinkin beer, I'm in the bathroom tea-bagging your toothbrush
