Tacky women

[ladylara]

what would be your approach in saying something?

 

[SmallTown]

what would be your approach in saying something?

confront her. Look at her from head to toe, get a very puzzled look on your face and say "Damn girl..."

 

[Nickel]

what would be your approach in saying something?

You could say "You look retarded, go change".

 

[ladylara]

i was thinking more along the lines of karen from will and grace... 'what... what... what's this all about'

but seriously, vrai - how would you approach this topic with her?

 

[vraiblonde]

but seriously, vrai - how would you approach this topic with her?

I don't know That's why I started this thread.

I could say, "Lisa, are you feeling okay?" And when she says, "Yeah, why?" I could reply, "Because your skin is this strange brick red color and I thought maybe you'd come down with a disease or something."

Or I could say, "Yeah, still color my hair. If I could go gray as well as you, Lisa, with that all-over gray instead of just strands here and there, I might let my hair go natural."

:shrug:

 

[vraiblonde]

"Ouch! That looks like it hurts!"
"What?"
"That sunburn! How'd you get that burnt in April?"

 

[vraiblonde]

"I love your eye shadow! My mother wears that exact same shade!"

 

[Chasey_Lane]

"Ouch! That looks like it hurts!"
"What?"
"That sunburn! How'd you get that burnt in April?"

Good idea, vrai!

 

[Chasey_Lane]

"I love your eye shadow! My mother wears that exact same shade!"

Or, "I had the same color when I was pregnant with my first."

 

[Nickel]

"I love your eye shadow! My mother wears that exact same shade!"

That's good, but on the end, add "She headlines a drag show!"

 

[vraiblonde]

That's good, but on the end, add "She headlines a drag show!"

Actually I could show her pictures of a drag queen I saw in New Orleans. The resemblance is eerie.

"Hey, Leese, want to see some pics of my trip to New Orleans?"

 

[sinwagon]

Or just be sitting there and say "Man, I was at the store today and I saw this woman, all I could do was chuckle, she had tanned so much that her skin was starting to look like leather (thats what we call my aunt, leather face) and then I guess because she was so dark she needed to brighten things up because she had on this big blue eyeshadow like Flo off Mel's diner and I do not know what happened to her hair but it looked like a cross between Pepe Le Pu and Della Rease! You should have seen it, you would have gotten a kick out of that!

She probably won't get that you are even referring to her and just say "oh my God" but then later she may think about it and take a good hard look in the mirror!

 

[slotted]

Email her a link to this thread.

 

[jazz lady]

Actually I could show her pictures of a drag queen I saw in New Orleans. The resemblance is eerie.

"Hey, Leese, want to see some pics of my trip to New Orleans?"

I can so picture that in my mind. When I was in New Orleans, I didn't realize it was "Gay Pride" week and ran into a parade with quite a few drag queens. It was quite the spectacle.

 

[vraiblonde]

"Lisa! How fun! You're going to Gay Pride Week in New Orleans!!!"

 

[Pete]

This thread reminds me of that country song "I like my women a litle on the trashy side"

The guy takes his date home and his dad says "son that aint no lady, it's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig" he replies "I know dad aint she cool!"

 

[Nickel]

This thread reminds me of that country song "I like my women a litle on the trashy side"

The guy takes his date home and his dad says "son that aint no lady, it's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig" he replies "I know dad aint she cool!"

I love that song.

 

[Nickel]

Well, I was raised in a sophisticated kind of style.
Yeah, my taste in music and women drove my folks half wild.
Mom and Dad had a plan for me,
It was debutantes and er-symphonies,
But I like my music; I like my women wild.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Shoulda seen the looks on the faces of my Dad and Mom,
When I showed up at the door with a date for the senior prom.
They said: "Well, pardon us son, she ain't no kid.
"That's a cocktail waitress in a Dolly Parton wig.
I said: "I know it dad, ain't she cool, that's the kind I dig."

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Instrumental break.

I like 'em sweet, I like 'em with a heart of gold.
Yeah an' I like 'em brassy, I like 'em brazen and bold.
Well, they say that opposites attract, well, I don't agree
I want a woman just as tacky as me.
Yeah, I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Yeah, an' I like my women just a little on the trashy side,
When they wear their clothes too tight and their hair is dyed.
Too much lipstick an' er too much rouge,
Gets me excited, leaves me feeling confused.
An' I like my women just a little on the trashy side.

Yeah, I like my women an' I like 'em on the trashy side.

 

[Pete]

I love that song.

 

[jazz lady]

"Lisa! How fun! You're going to Gay Pride Week in New Orleans!!!"

It was around Labor Day and probably still is. It is quite the show.